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God has decided after long deliberations not to answer the prayers of football players after games, only during the 3rd quarter 4th and 1

Roy Orbison is possibly the most underrated singer of all time, that’s all for now.

My bad jinx prediction of the week or month or whatever (keep in mind i’m 2 for 2) is the Celtics win tonight. Kobe plays well but the Celtics are hungry and want it more…

Dawes is a great rock (almost soft rock) band that’s been around for a little while but is pretty unknown. Check out a live set here

10.) It’s a great excuse to grow some sort of 70′s facial hair 9.) two words, jean shorts 8.) it’s a great excuse to dress up in an old lady evening gown and wear black rim glasses (hint hint) 7.) … Continue reading →

I’m going to throw another really bad jinx prediction out there…There is no way the Flyers lose tonight…Absolutely no way….I think they’re gonna even find a lady that looks like Kate Smith and have her sing God Bless America

Who has the biggest billboards at Phillies games? Who advertises the most when sporting events are on besides the goddamn Geico lizard? Who pays for million (if not multi-million) dollar contracts with teams, TV stations, internet sites etc… to advertise? … Continue reading →

Is there any way Boston can beat the Flyers in game 7?????…I’m gonna throw a horrible jinx prediction out there…There’s NO NO NO NO NO way Boston will win this game…

By the way I can’t believe it’s not taze instead of tase? What were tasers invented in friggin England? There’s no way the Brits invented something that ingeniuz…. 10.) Because where else are you going to get a rufie type … Continue reading →

In honor of the great ad campaign for Dos Equis beer. I bring you top 10 new attributes for the Most interesting man in the world…With help from Smitty. 10.)  He once corrected a spell checker when it made a … Continue reading →