Top 10 reasons tasing is good at a Phillies game

By the way I can’t believe it’s not taze instead of tase? What were tasers invented in friggin England? There’s no way the Brits invented something that ingeniuz….

10.) Because where else are you going to get a rufie type experience for free? Unless you’re a hot chick or Ed Wade

9.) Ed Wade tased every Phillies vice president that made fun of his ears…don’t think this is true??…wiki it…if you think you’re too big of a dork to wiki it, then ask his lover Omar Daal

8.) there’s about a .01 percent chance that after you get tased you will wake up and have super human strength…either that or next to Ed Wade, in bed, in a Houston sleaze bag motel room….Don’t be mad when Omar Daal tases you again!!

7.) What is going on Vanilla face? Ed Wade isn’t even the general manager anymore?

6.) Because don’t you want to see that fat guy who puked on the girl get tazed, then slip into cardiac arrest, after eating 10 hot dogs on dollar dog night?

5.) Dan Baker saying “these changes for the Phillies… getting Tassssssssssssed in right field……Bobbbbby Abreuuuuuuuuuuuuu” is classic….

4.) Because, there’s a small chance that the Police will miss an unruly fan and Tase Nelson Figueroa instead, thus improving the Phillies bullpen…….Is it Taz or Tase or Taze?

3.) Baseball games are 4 hours, I repeat 4 hours…I mean, is this a TV Land Gilligan’s Island marathon or a sport?

2.) Because Jamie Moyer might need to get tased, just to get it up after the game

1.)  Seeing the Phanatic Tase the opposing team on Pacific Islanders appreciation night…No offense to Pacific Islanders but does your culture have enough people in the Philadelphia area to have a night at a Phillies game? Why not have a Gay Nazi Cub scout night then for the 4 gay Nazi cub scouts in the United States?

Awesome picture…imagine if he took out the gun afterwards and did the whole Dirty Harry line, “Ya gotta ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky, well do ya punk?”

Cop taseing a Phillies fan for running around the field

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