TOP 10 FUNNY THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN AT A JIMMY JOHNSON EXTENZE DINNER

TOP 10 FUNNY THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN AT A JIMMY JOHNSON EXTENZE DINNER (THEY MIGHT HAPPEN ALREADY WHO KNOWS)

10.) JIMMY JOHNSON ANNOUNCES TO THE WORLD HE HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO DICK “BIG BALLS” JOHNSON

9.) THEY ONLY SERVE HOT KIELBASA, ITALIAN SAUSAGE, AND THE CUPS ARE SHAPED LIKE BANANAS

8.) JIMMY JOHNSON YELLS HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS, WITH HIS FLY DOWN….OR EVEN SILLIER HE PRONOUNCES BOYS BALLS….HOW BOUT THEM COWBALLS (YEAH YA GET THE PICTURE I KNOW)

7.) JOHN WAYNE BOBBIT IS A GUEST SPEAKER AT THE DINNER AND RIGHT AFTER YOU FINISH EATING YOUR MEAL HE EXPLAINS IN GRAPHIC DETAIL HOW HE SEWED ON HIS……I’VE SAID ENOUGH

6.) MICHAEL IRVIN IS A GUEST SPEAKER AT THE DINNER AND THE WHOLE TIME HE IS WHISPERING TO YOU SCREW THIS PILL SHIT, I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME CRACK RIGHT NOW!!!!

5.) EMMITT SMITH ANNOUNCES THAT NOT ONLY THAT HIS BEARD IS WEIRD,  BUT ALSO HIS TESTICLES ARE COLORED LIKE HIS CHESTICLES

4.) THE MOOSE REVEALS THAT EVERY TIME HE SAID “BACK TO YOU GOOSE”,  HE WAS REFERRING TO HIS MEMBER

3.) TROY AIKMAN REVEALS THAT HE DOESN’T NEED EXTENZE BECAUSE HE’S NO LONGER A PITCHER,  STRICTLY ONLY A CATCHER

2.) ROGER STAUBACH REVEALS THAT EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN RETIRED FOR SEVERAL YEARS HE’S NO LONGER CALLED THE DODGER BUT ROGER THE COGER AND HAS APPEARED IN SUCH FILMS AS  “OLD COWBOYS AND YOUNG INDIANS”, AS CUSTARD,  “I MAY BE OLD BUT I CAN STILL THROW IT IN HER”, AS HIMSELF,  AND “CODGER STORIES” 1,2,3, AND 27 AS DETECTIVE DODGER CODGER

1.) ED “TOO TALL” JONES IN A TEARY EYED SPEECH TALKS ABOUT LIFE, FAMILY, AND BEING “TOO SMALL” IN THE PANTS

One Response to “TOP 10 FUNNY THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN AT A JIMMY JOHNSON EXTENZE DINNER”

  1. Lono says:

    Vanilla Afro… downgraded?

  2. vanilla face says:

    yeah for now, thinking of what else i’m going to do with it but i’ll let my blog speak for itself!

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