TOP HARRY KALAS THINGS
HE CALLED CIGARETTES HEATERS, A COLD ONE AND A HEATER (CLASSIC)
HIM SAYING ANY LATIN NAME BUT ESPECIALLY ALEJAAAAAAAAAAANDRO PEEEEEENYYYYYA
HE WAS NICE TO EVERYONE IN PUBLIC AND LOVED SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS
HE HATED WHEELS BECAUSE WHEELS WAS EXACTLY LIKE CARPE FROM AUTOFOCUS, DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT SEE THE MOVIE, YOU WON’T BE DISSAPOINTED!
HIS VOICE IS LIKE NO ONE ELSE’S EVER…
HE HAD TO OF BEEN A GREAT GUY EVERYONE SAYS HE WAS! AND OPINIONS DON’T ALWAYS MATTER BUT YOU’VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY A BAD THING ABOUT HIM…EXCEPT FOR WHEELS, BUT SCREW WHEELS
NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY SAY MICHAEL JACK SCHMIDT ANY BETTER
NO ONE ELSE COULD MAKE JUAN SAMUEL LOOK EXCITING
NO ONE ELSE COULD MAKE DON CARMAAAAAAAAAN LOOK LIKE A GOOD PITCHER
NO ONE ELSE CAN GET AWAY WITH WEARING WHITE LOAFERS (EXCEPT FOR ME IN MY CHEAP SALES MAN HALLOWEEN COSTUME)
I SWEAR I’M NOT YELLING I’M JUST TOO LAZY TO TURN CAPSLOCK OFF
LOVE YA, MISS YA!