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Top 10 things for the Most interesting man in the world

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

In honor of the great ad campaign for Dos Equis beer. I bring you top 10 new attributes for the Most interesting man in the world…With help from Smitty.

10.) He once corrected a spell checker when it made a mistake

9.) the president drops everything…to pick up his pen

8.) he got invited to the playboy mansion…while swimming in the grotto

7.) He ordered a whopper at Mcdonalds…and they made it

6.)When ordering a Wawa shortie he doesn’t use the ordering system…. he tells the person behind the counter (this is more of a spoof but i’m running out of ideas…)

5.) he’s only been beaten at arm wrestling twice…once by Jesus…and once by….Chuck Norris (ZING)

4.) When he orders a cheesesteak at Geno’s…it can be in Spanish

3.) He once drank a case of Dos Equis…and didn’t end up at a strip club

2.) He once swam the English Channel….Doggy paddle

1.) The most interesting man in the world is actually Charlton Heston….Eventhough he’s dead

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Another 2 unknown bands that I really like

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Although they are probably known throughout Indie circles, whatever that means, Blind Pilot is really good here is a link to a Blind Pilot search on Grooveshark. Also check out their Daytrotter session at Wolfgangsvault

Another good semi-unknown band is Blitzen Trapper who you will probably like if you like Petty or Black Rebel Motorcyle Club.

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unknown songs that are good

Monday, April 26th, 2010

Every once and awhile I’m going to post some unknown songs that I think are decent here’s one of them - Illinois – I Am Fine. I’ll try to post grooveshark links since Grooveshark is free.

NBA Eastern Conference Quarterfinals: Boston Celtics vs. Miami Heat – Home
Game 3 @ TD Garden (Fleet Center), MA 4/27/2010 7:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: LOG 7 Row: 12 Price: $65.00 
 
NHL Eastern Conference Semifinals: Pittsburgh Penguins vs. TBD – Home Game 1
(Date TBD) @ Mellon Arena, PA 4/29/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: F1 Row: C Price: $145.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: IGLO1W Row: A Price: $550.00 
 
Taylor Swift @ Rupp Arena, KY 4/29/2010 7:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 17 Row: O Price: $40.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 20 Row: U Price: $35.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 20 Row: X Price: $35.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 215 Row: FF Price: $15.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 22 Row: UU Price: $35.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 225 Row: M Price: $10.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 225 Row: N Price: $10.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 228 Row: HH Price: $10.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 230 Row: GG Price: $15.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 24 Row: U Price: $35.00 
 
Simon and Garfunkel @ General Motors Place, BC 4/29/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 6 Section: FLR Row: 3 Price: $293.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 4 Price: $243.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 4 Price: $243.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 4 Price: $243.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 5 Price: $208.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 5 Price: $208.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 7 Price: $193.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 8 Price: $173.00 
 
Sublime With Rome @ Egyptian Room At Old National Centre (formerly Murat Centre),
IN 4/29/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: FLOOR Row: GA Price: $22.00 
#Tickets: 8 Section: FLOOR Row: GA Price: $22.00 
 
Taylor Swift @ Colonial Life Arena, SC 4/30/2010 7:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 102 Row: 25 Price: $45.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 106 Row: 17 Price: $75.00 
 
Philadelphia Phillies vs. New York Mets @ Citizens Bank Park, PA 4/30/2010
7:05:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 12 Price: $50.00 
 
Sugarland @ Sleep Train Pavilion (Formerly Chronicle Pavilion), CA 4/30/2010
7:30:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 102 Row: O Price: $70.00 
 
Elton John @ Sovereign Center, PA 4/30/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 103 Row: N Price: $125.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 122 Row: R Price: $40.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FL1 Row: SS Price: $130.00 
 
Organ Jam: Lonnie Smith and Joey Defrancesco @ The Kimmel Center – Verizon Hall,
PA 4/30/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 4 Section: C.ORCH Row: D* Price: $45.00 
 
The Eagles @ Hp Pavilion, CA 4/30/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR 1 Row: 1* Price: $475.00 
 
Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family @ Liacouras Center, PA 4/30/2010 8:00:00
PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 6 Section: FLR B Row: 11 Price: $140.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR C Row: 7 Price: $105.00 
 
Kesha @ Borgata Music Box, NJ 4/30/2010 9:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 300 Row: G Price: $60.00 
 
Philadelphia Phillies vs. New York Mets @ Citizens Bank Park, PA 5/1/2010
3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 110 Row: 31 Price: $80.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 145 Row: 5 Price: $75.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: E Row: 9 Price: $255.00 
 
Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family @ Liacouras Center, PA 5/1/2010 3:00:00
PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 111 Row: R Price: $95.00 
 
George Strait & Reba McEntire @ Alamodome, TX 5/1/2010 5:30:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR E Row: 5 Price: $250.00 
 
Taylor Swift @ RBC Center, NC 5/1/2010 7:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 116 Row: G Price: $102.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 116 Row: H Price: $97.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 306 Row: D Price: $57.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 306 Row: D Price: $52.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 306 Row: F Price: $47.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 306 Row: G Price: $52.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 306 Row: J Price: $47.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 306 Row: J Price: $47.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 322 Row: C Price: $77.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 322 Row: D Price: $62.00 
#Tickets: 8 Section: 322 Row: E Price: $67.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 322 Row: E Price: $67.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 322 Row: F Price: $47.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 322 Row: F Price: $57.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 322 Row: H Price: $47.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 322 Row: J Price: $57.00 
 
Simon and Garfunkel @ Rexall Place, AB 5/1/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLOOR Row: 2 Price: $255.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLOOR Row: 2 Price: $255.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLOOR Row: 2 Price: $255.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLOOR Row: 2 Price: $255.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLOOR Row: 2 Price: $255.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLOOR Row: 5 Price: $225.00 
 
The Eagles @ Hp Pavilion, CA 5/1/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 217 Row: 5 Price: $50.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: FLR 1 Row: 13 Price: $150.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: FLR 1 Row: 13 Price: $150.00 
 
Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family @ Liacouras Center, PA 5/1/2010 8:00:00
PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: AFLOOR Row: 3 Price: $205.00 
 
NBA Eastern Conference Quarterfinals: Orlando Magic vs. Charlotte Bobcats – Home
Game 4 (If Necessary) @ Amway Arena (formerly TD Waterhouse Centre), FL 5/2/2010
3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 106 Row: S Price: $90.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 107 Row: Q Price: $90.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 107 Row: R Price: $90.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 111 Row: E Price: $325.00 
#Tickets: 6 Section: 117 Row: S Price: $90.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 206 Row: T Price: $65.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 211 Row: Q Price: $50.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 229 Row: Q Price: $50.00 
 
NHL Eastern Conference Semifinals: Pittsburgh Penguins vs. TBD – Home Game 2
(Date TBD) @ Mellon Arena, PA 5/2/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 3 Section: A1 Row: F Price: $325.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: E17 Row: O Price: $145.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: F30 Row: D Price: $135.00 
 
Philadelphia Phillies vs. New York Mets @ Citizens Bank Park, PA 5/2/2010
3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 6 Section: 130 Row: 18 Price: $100.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 132 Row: 20 Price: $75.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 12 Price: $50.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: E Row: 9 Price: $190.00 
#Tickets: 1 Section: PARKING Row: PASS Price: ask for prices! 
 
Brooks & Dunn @ General Motors Place, BC 5/2/2010 7:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 16 Price: $90.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 16 Price: $90.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 16 Price: $90.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 6 Price: $125.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 6 Price: $125.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: FLR Row: 8 Price: $110.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 8 Price: $110.00 
 
NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals: Boston Celtics vs. TBD – Home Game 1 (Date
TBD) @ TD Garden (Fleet Center), MA 5/3/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: LOG 7 Row: 12 Price: ask for prices! 
 
NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals: Orlando Magic vs. TBD – Home Game 1 (Date
TBD) @ Amway Arena (formerly TD Waterhouse Centre), FL 5/3/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 106 Row: S Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 107 Row: Q Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 107 Row: R Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 6 Section: 117 Row: S Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 122 Row: F Price: $275.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 229 Row: Q Price: $59.00 
 
New York Yankees vs. Baltimore Orioles @ New Yankee Stadium, NY 5/3/2010 7:05:00
PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 6 Section: 225 Row: 10 Price: $90.00 
 
Philadelphia Phillies vs. St. Louis Cardinals @ Citizens Bank Park, PA 5/3/2010
7:05:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
 
NHL Eastern Conference Semifinals: Philadelphia Flyers vs. TBD – Home Game 1
(Date TBD) @ Wachovia Center, PA 5/4/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 102 Row: 16 Price: $229.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 103 Row: 10 Price: $189.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 107 Row: 5 Price: $229.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 111 Row: 8 Price: $189.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 112 Row: 6 Price: $294.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 112 Row: 7 Price: $284.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 113 Row: 10 Price: $319.00 
#Tickets: 1 Section: 113 Row: 6 Price: $279.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 114 Row: 2 Price: $314.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 116 Row: 5 Price: $209.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 201 Row: 12 Price: $179.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 203 Row: 12 Price: $154.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 205 Row: 12 Price: $154.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205 Row: 12 Price: $104.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205 Row: 13 Price: $154.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205A Row: 12 Price: $154.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205A Row: 12 Price: $154.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 206 Row: 15 Price: $144.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 12 Price: $89.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 13 Price: $154.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 13 Price: $154.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209A Row: 12 Price: $89.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 210 Row: 12 Price: $94.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 213 Row: 14 Price: $169.00 
#Tickets: 5 Section: 214 Row: 14 Price: $164.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 220 Row: 14 Price: $144.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 220 Row: 15 Price: $144.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 221A Row: 2 Price: $119.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 224 Row: 12 Price: $169.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 3 Price: $224.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 3 Price: $224.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 6 Price: $209.00 
#Tickets: 12 Section: CB14 Row: 7 Price: $234.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: SB13 Row: 3 Price: $259.00 
#Tickets: 1 Section: SUITE Row: 62 Price: ask for prices! 
 
New York Yankees vs. Baltimore Orioles @ New Yankee Stadium, NY 5/4/2010 7:05:00
PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 6 Section: 225 Row: 10 Price: $90.00 
 
Brooks & Dunn @ Pengrowth Saddledome, AB 5/4/2010 7:30:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLOOR Row: 12 Price: $80.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 12 Price: $80.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 12 Price: $80.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 12 Price: $80.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 14 Price: $75.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR Row: 14 Price: $75.00 
 
NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals: Boston Celtics vs. TBD – Home Game 2 (Date
TBD) @ TD Garden (Fleet Center), MA 5/5/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: LOG 7 Row: 12 Price: ask for prices! 
 
NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals: Chicago Bulls vs. TBD – Home Game 2 (Date
TBD) @ United Center, IL 5/5/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 310 Row: 14 Price: $110.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 320 Row: 8 Price: $135.00 
#Tickets: 12 Section: 320 Row: 9 Price: $125.00 
 
NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals: Orlando Magic vs. TBD – Home Game 2 (Date
TBD) @ Amway Arena (formerly TD Waterhouse Centre), FL 5/5/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 106 Row: S Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 107 Row: R Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 6 Section: 117 Row: S Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 122 Row: F Price: $275.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 229 Row: Q Price: $59.00 
 
Philadelphia Phillies vs. St. Louis Cardinals @ Citizens Bank Park, PA 5/5/2010
7:05:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 105 Row: 8 Price: $35.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 130 Row: 18 Price: $65.00 
 
Sublime with Rome @ Electric Factory, PA 5/5/2010 8:30:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 8 Section: GA Row: GA3 Price: ask for prices! 
#Tickets: 4 Section: GA Row: GA8 Price: $95.00 
 
NHL Eastern Conference Semifinals: Philadelphia Flyers vs. TBD – Home Game 2
(Date TBD) @ Wachovia Center, PA 5/6/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 102 Row: 16 Price: $219.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 103 Row: 10 Price: $194.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 104 Row: 14 Price: $179.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 107 Row: 5 Price: $229.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 112 Row: 6 Price: $319.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 112 Row: 7 Price: $294.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 113 Row: 10 Price: $344.00 
#Tickets: 1 Section: 113 Row: 6 Price: $259.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 114 Row: 2 Price: $369.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 116 Row: 5 Price: $219.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 201 Row: 12 Price: $159.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 203 Row: 12 Price: $129.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 205 Row: 12 Price: $124.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205 Row: 12 Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205 Row: 13 Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205A Row: 12 Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205A Row: 12 Price: $109.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 206 Row: 15 Price: $94.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 12 Price: $99.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 13 Price: $119.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 13 Price: $119.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209A Row: 12 Price: $99.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 210 Row: 12 Price: $99.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 213 Row: 14 Price: $154.00 
#Tickets: 5 Section: 214 Row: 14 Price: $144.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 220 Row: 14 Price: $99.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 220 Row: 15 Price: $94.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 221A Row: 2 Price: $134.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 224 Row: 12 Price: $149.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 3 Price: $219.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 3 Price: $219.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 6 Price: $209.00 
#Tickets: 12 Section: CB14 Row: 7 Price: $244.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: SB13 Row: 3 Price: $269.00 
 
Philadelphia Phillies vs. St. Louis Cardinals @ Citizens Bank Park, PA 5/6/2010
1:05:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 103 Row: 1 Price: $69.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 103 Row: 1 Price: $69.00 
 
Daughtry @ Hp Pavilion, CA 5/6/2010 7:30:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR 1 Row: 16 Price: $70.00 
 
Tim McGraw & Lady Antebellum @ Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena, FL 5/6/2010
7:30:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: F1 Row: 10 Price: $145.00 
 
Peter Gabriel @ Hollywood Bowl, CA 5/7/2010 7:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 3 Section: SEC D Row: 5 Price: $85.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: SEC R2 Row: 1 Price: $40.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: SEC S Row: 2 Price: $35.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: SEC S Row: 4 Price: $35.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: SEC S Row: 8 Price: $30.00 
 
Daughtry @ Arco Arena, CA 5/7/2010 7:30:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 3 Section: FLR 3 Row: J Price: $95.00 
 
Kevin Hart @ Borgata Music Box, NJ 5/7/2010 9:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 100 Row: C Price: $100.00 
 
Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves @ Citizens Bank Park, PA 5/8/2010
3:10:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 12 Price: $65.00 
#Tickets: 1 Section: PARKING Row: PASS Price: ask for prices! 
 
Taylor Swift @ I Wireless Center (formerly Mark Of The Quad Cities), IL 5/8/2010
7:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 216 Row: 12 Price: $110.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: F Row: 39 Price: $160.00 
 
All Star Mothers Day Celebration @ Liacouras Center, PA 5/8/2010 7:30:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 108 Row: F Price: $55.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 108 Row: G Price: $55.00 
#Tickets: 5 Section: 114 Row: E Price: $85.00 
#Tickets: 8 Section: 114 Row: F Price: $75.00 
 
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series: Southern 500 @ Darlington Raceway, SC 5/8/2010 7:30:00
PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: TYLER TOWER CENTER Row: Y-20 Price: $140.00 
 
Hall and Oates @ Borgata Events Center, NJ 5/8/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 200 Row: 3 Price: $280.00 
 
Kevin Hart @ Borgata Music Box, NJ 5/8/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 300 Row: D Price: $150.00 
 
Mothers Day Music Fest: Teena Marie and The Isley Brothers @ Boardwalk Hall
Arena – Boardwalk Hall, NJ 5/8/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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availability.</a> 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FL1 Row: 18 Price: $145.00 
#Tickets: 6 Section: FL3 Row: 8 Price: $200.00 
 
New Kids on the Block @ Pearl Concert Theater At Palms Casino Resort, NV
5/8/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 2 Section: 202 Row: R Price: $160.00 
 
Simon and Garfunkel @ Xcel Energy Center, MN 5/8/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR L Row: 13 Price: $235.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: FLR L Row: 8 Price: $250.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR R Row: 10 Price: $245.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR R Row: 10 Price: $300.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR R Row: 6 Price: $275.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR R Row: 9 Price: $325.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: FLR R Row: 9 Price: $250.00 
 
Wicked @ Whitney Hall, KY 5/8/2010 8:00:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 4 Section: ORCH L Row: D Price: $100.00 
 
Barenaked Ladies @ Tropicana Casino – Tropicana Showroom – NJ, NJ 5/8/2010
9:00:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 2 Section: ORCH/C Row: D Price: $250.00 
 
Wicked @ Whitney Hall, KY 5/9/2010 1:00:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 4 Section: ORCH L Row: BB Price: $100.00 
 
Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves @ Citizens Bank Park, PA 5/9/2010
1:35:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 4 Section: 130 Row: 18 Price: $110.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 12 Price: $65.00 
#Tickets: 1 Section: PARKING Row: PASS Price: ask for prices! 
 
NHL Eastern Conference Semifinals: Philadelphia Flyers vs. TBD – Home Game 3
(Date TBD) @ Wachovia Center, PA 5/10/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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#Tickets: 2 Section: 102 Row: 16 Price: $275.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 103 Row: 10 Price: $235.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 104 Row: 14 Price: $225.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 107 Row: 5 Price: $275.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 111 Row: 8 Price: $235.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 112 Row: 6 Price: $400.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 112 Row: 7 Price: $385.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 113 Row: 10 Price: $425.00 
#Tickets: 1 Section: 113 Row: 6 Price: $325.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 114 Row: 2 Price: $450.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 116 Row: 5 Price: $275.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 124 Row: 2 Price: $325.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 201 Row: 12 Price: $200.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 203 Row: 12 Price: $175.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 205 Row: 12 Price: $175.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205 Row: 12 Price: $110.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205 Row: 13 Price: $110.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205A Row: 12 Price: $175.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 205A Row: 12 Price: $110.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 206 Row: 15 Price: $165.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 12 Price: $100.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 13 Price: $175.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209 Row: 13 Price: $175.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 209A Row: 12 Price: $100.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 210 Row: 12 Price: $100.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 213 Row: 14 Price: $190.00 
#Tickets: 5 Section: 214 Row: 14 Price: $185.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 220 Row: 15 Price: $165.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: 221A Row: 2 Price: $175.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 224 Row: 12 Price: $190.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 3 Price: $250.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 3 Price: $250.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: CB14 Row: 6 Price: $220.00 
#Tickets: 12 Section: CB14 Row: 7 Price: $250.00 
#Tickets: 2 Section: SB13 Row: 3 Price: $300.00 
 
New York Mets vs. Washington Nationals @ Citi Field, NY 5/10/2010 7:10:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 6 Section: 502 Row: 2 Price: $10.00 
 
NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals: Boston Celtics vs. TBD – Home Game 3 (Date
TBD) @ TD Garden (Fleet Center), MA 5/11/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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#Tickets: 4 Section: LOG 7 Row: 12 Price: ask for prices! 
 
NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals: Orlando Magic vs. TBD – Home Game 3 (Date
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#Tickets: 4 Section: 106 Row: S Price: $150.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 107 Row: Q Price: $150.00 
#Tickets: 3 Section: 107 Row: R Price: $150.00 
#Tickets: 6 Section: 117 Row: S Price: $150.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 122 Row: F Price: $700.00 
#Tickets: 4 Section: 229 Row: Q Price: $80.00 
 
NBA Western Conference Semifinals: Oklahoma City Thunder vs. TBD – Home Game 3
(Date TBD) @ Ford Center, OK 5/11/2010 3:30:00 AM 
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#Tickets: 1 Section: 305 Row: P Price: $150.00 
 
Baltimore Orioles vs. Seattle Mariners @ Oriole Park At Camden Yards, MD
5/11/2010 7:05:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 2 Section: 60 Row: 3 Price: $20.00 
 
New York Mets vs. Washington Nationals @ Citi Field, NY 5/11/2010 7:10:00 PM 
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#Tickets: 6 Section: 502 Row: 2 Price: $10.00

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Player coach….player coach

Monday, April 19th, 2010

I’m stealing this idea from Bill Simmons, but I think the Sixers should seriously consider signing some old point guard and have him be player coach. Think about it, not only do you save the money but you generate a ton of interest at least for the first 20 or so games during the season. And if he sucks then you just bring in a coach. I don’t see a downside to it at all besides the backlash about it being a complete circus. But, if I were Ed Stefanski I’d just shrug off the circus notions and say hey we’re trying something different…Candidates for player coach could be (I’ll leave out Andre Miller (ouch))….Some unrestricted free agents….Steve Blake….Earl Boykins….Juwan Howard…….and ready for this the perfect player coach Grant Hill

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TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT PHILLIES GAME BESIDES PUKING ON PEOPLE

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

TOP THINGS TO DO AT A PHILLIES GAME INSTEAD OF PUKING ON PEOPLE

10.) Actually watch the game…..This doesn’t happen often when I go, but when it does, it’s usually a Phillies victory or I at least can make fun of friends who bet big on the game but the Phillies lose. Also if you get to watch the game it brings me to my number 8 I mean 9

9.) Listen to Dan Baker…Chances are if you’re at Mcfaddens you can’t really hear Dan Baker, you can only hear a Lady Gaga song blasting, or some idiot guy on an acoustic guitar singing “she only cums when she’s on top” (yeah I know the real name of the song I just wanted to say “she only cums when she’s on top)….Dan Baker announcing Placido Polanco is close to Harry announcing it….and since Harry passed (past Larry David lol)….Baker is the best voice in Philly this side of Merrill Reese…we have left…

8.) walking around the stadium looking at hot chicks….Sorry girls this one doesn’t really apply to you unless you’re lesbian. I mean it’s tough, as a girl, trying to walk around and look for hot guys when every single guy in Philly has some stupid Phillies jersey on. It’s not like there’s in-shape 25 year old guys running around with next to nothing on….And think about this….if there were, it wouldn’t be a Phillies game it would be some dumb sweaty Cave-like strip joint and you’d have Dan Baker announcing while a guy ran around the stadium with a banana in his hand…Now that I’d like to see….I swear I’m not gay…

7.) Eating a sausage at one of those Hatfield grill places. For whatever reason the sausages (and I’m not talking about Dan Baker although from what I hear he has a lot to offer to theeeeeee ladddddddies(in Dan Baker’s voice) (uh ooh the dreaded parentheses within another parentheses I doubt I can get away with making a LISP joke))) are great at Citizen’s Bank Park. They cook them just right on those frying surface thingy pans they have, and they put them on a regular long roll instead of a goofy soggy hot dog roll. So next time you’re there and you normally get like a regular hot dog or cheesesteak try a sausage they’re damn good…

6.) Schmitters….Listen I don’t like onions so I rarely get a Schmitter. But think about this, where else are you going to get or even have the time to put togehter a sandwich that has thousand island dressing, cheesesteak, salami, onions and tomato? Puke yet? If so, just don’t puke on an 11 year old girl and her cop father…..If you didn’t puke, get a schmitter and relive the glory days of someone daring you to make a sandwich out of what was left in the house when you were 11…..Oh… and be careful, if you also don’t like onions or tomatoes the schmitter Nazis might say we’re not making it fucking that way and just turn you away from the counter…I swear to God this almost happened to me when i tried to order one without onions about 4 years ago…The guy gave me the look of death the whole time he had to special order me a schmitter like it was this holy grail of a frigging sandwich….

5.) Since these are probably the bottom 2 of the food things to eat i’ll group them together. Chickies and Pete’s fries and Tony Luke’s roast pork sandwiches. The Chickies and Pete’s fries are pretty good and for whatever weird reason they never fill you up, which is terrible and great at the same time. I swear, if I was even remotely hungry and I had no food conscience whatsover I could eat Chickie’s and Pete’s fries for 7 straight days without getting full…and on the 7th day Tom was full….As far as Tony Luke’s pork sandwiches go, I’ve only had one at the ballpark and it was ok. I still think that you need to get it made to order at the regular location at Oregon and under 95…and How funny is that? That there’s a famous Philadelphia eatery that is literally under 95….well almost anyway…

4.) smoke heaters…I used to smoke when I drank (thank God i quit now i just need to quit drinking) and really the segregation they have going down at the ballpark has turned into a mini-festival of sorts. They have designated hoarding zones where they make the smokers all group together so they can have kind of like a mini-version of Mcfaddens for smokers….I also wanted to say heaters again because it’s the best term of all time for cigarettes…

3.) hang out in Ashburn Alley…This has become harder and harder to do, as the team as played so well that Ashburn Alley is really mobbed…But on a week night game in May or something this might turn out to be the place to not pay attention to the game.

2.) Go to Mcfaddens….Now the same with number 3 the last few games I’ve been to…it’s been so mobbed with people that it’s almost impossible to get in Mcfaddens without waiting in a 20 minute let’s scan your ticket line…But once you do get in there they have a really good TV setup as well as some very hot beer tub girls. How funny must the beer tub girl interview process be? I see on your resume you have large breasts and a bubbly personality. Wait a second it says here you won’t talk to overweight guys in Chase Utley jerseys we may only be able to hire you as an intern, and will only hire you as a beer intern if you at least smile at overweight guys in Chase Utley jerseys….btw did you really feel the need to write that you have large breasts I mean I am staring at them now? Also the guy who gets to interview the beer tub girls, you know his name is like Sean/Gary or something and he’s real serious saying things like, we run a really tight beer tub girl ship here, I expect you to respect your skimpy uniform, and smile at every nice young man that enters Mcfaddens even if he’s literally trying to count the number of freckles near your left nipple…Also the beer tub girls also try to treat the women in Mcfaddens ultra-nice which might even be the harder thing to do since all the other women are just looking at them with slut in their eyes….Alright I’ve said enough, Mcfaddens is a great place, lots of Phillies fans having a good time, easy to get a beer even when it’s completely mobbed, and most importantly beer tub girls.

1.) hearing Harry sing high hopes after a Philly victory

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What Would Tyler Durden Do…

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Great web site – this is kind of what i’m aiming for except i don’t give a shit about celebrities - maybe I should rename the web site what would vanilla afro do. But if I did, I doubt anyone would care what I would do…. But it is a good idea. Tyler Durden should follow me around with a camera all day…it would be a really fun time telling me I should get tummy tucks and new fashions and all kinds aesthetic bullshit…But I think if he did that his site would eventually fail and have to change it’s name to what would tyler durden do for money

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Thank God Roller Derby is back

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Thank God Roller Derby is back! – I just never understood in any other kind of racing sport why they didn’t sling shot people more

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TOP HARRY KALAS THINGS IN HONOR OF THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIS PASSING

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

TOP HARRY KALAS THINGS

HE CALLED CIGARETTES HEATERS, A COLD ONE AND A HEATER (CLASSIC)

HIM SAYING ANY LATIN NAME BUT ESPECIALLY ALEJAAAAAAAAAAANDRO PEEEEEENYYYYYA

HE WAS NICE TO EVERYONE IN PUBLIC AND LOVED SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS

HE HATED WHEELS BECAUSE WHEELS WAS EXACTLY LIKE CARPE FROM AUTOFOCUS, DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT SEE THE MOVIE, YOU WON’T BE DISSAPOINTED!
HIS VOICE IS LIKE NO ONE ELSE’S EVER…

HE HAD TO OF BEEN A GREAT GUY EVERYONE SAYS HE WAS! AND OPINIONS DON’T ALWAYS MATTER BUT YOU’VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY A BAD THING ABOUT HIM…EXCEPT FOR WHEELS, BUT SCREW WHEELS

NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY SAY MICHAEL JACK SCHMIDT ANY BETTER

NO ONE ELSE COULD MAKE JUAN SAMUEL LOOK EXCITING

NO ONE ELSE COULD MAKE DON CARMAAAAAAAAAN LOOK LIKE A GOOD PITCHER

NO ONE ELSE CAN GET AWAY WITH WEARING WHITE LOAFERS (EXCEPT FOR ME IN MY CHEAP SALES MAN HALLOWEEN COSTUME)

I SWEAR I’M NOT YELLING I’M JUST TOO LAZY TO TURN CAPSLOCK OFF

LOVE YA, MISS YA!

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BEST BAND NAMES EVER

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

BEST BAND NAMES EVER IF I MISSED ANY GOOD ONES KEEP IT GOING AND MAKE A COMMENT!

10.) G LOVE AND THE SPECIAL SAUCE – G. Love isn’t just a really cool manager at Mcdonalds

9.) RATT – I mean thinking of something inventive is one thing, making a 1 syllable word spelled wrong cool is another, they figured it out

8.) DEF LEPPARD – awesome hair, awesome outfits, mastered the woooooooOOOOOH in so many 80′s songs, still to this day work the crowd, and have chicks in their 40′s crying and even a few chicks in their 20′s mullets are just that hot to chicks

7.) LED ZEPPELIN – the key to a great band name might be spelling at least one word wrong and it just sounding cool

6.) AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE – this just rolls off the tongue even though you might as well be listening to someone scratching a chalkboard

5.) NWA – Not going to go into details but a great band name nonetheless

4.) Parliament Funkadelic Orchestra – awesome name, awesome outfits and one of the funkiest rock/funk/soul bands ever this side of James Brown

3.) GWAR – this just screams guys that would kill small children and if you’ve ever seen a picture of this band you’d believe they have

2.) B-52′s – who said good band names have to be long. The B-52′s is a solid name and one of the funniest parts about this band is that these are the last people you’d ever want to be protecting you in a time of war.

1.) Frank Sinatra – I don’t care that it’s not a band, if you don’t like Frank go Fudge yourself

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TOP 10 FUNNY THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN AT A JIMMY JOHNSON EXTENZE DINNER

Friday, April 9th, 2010

TOP 10 FUNNY THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN AT A JIMMY JOHNSON EXTENZE DINNER (THEY MIGHT HAPPEN ALREADY WHO KNOWS)

10.) JIMMY JOHNSON ANNOUNCES TO THE WORLD HE HAS CHANGED HIS NAME TO DICK “BIG BALLS” JOHNSON

9.) THEY ONLY SERVE HOT KIELBASA, ITALIAN SAUSAGE, AND THE CUPS ARE SHAPED LIKE BANANAS

8.) JIMMY JOHNSON YELLS HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS, WITH HIS FLY DOWN….OR EVEN SILLIER HE PRONOUNCES BOYS BALLS….HOW BOUT THEM COWBALLS (YEAH YA GET THE PICTURE I KNOW)

7.) JOHN WAYNE BOBBIT IS A GUEST SPEAKER AT THE DINNER AND RIGHT AFTER YOU FINISH EATING YOUR MEAL HE EXPLAINS IN GRAPHIC DETAIL HOW HE SEWED ON HIS……I’VE SAID ENOUGH

6.) MICHAEL IRVIN IS A GUEST SPEAKER AT THE DINNER AND THE WHOLE TIME HE IS WHISPERING TO YOU SCREW THIS PILL SHIT, I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME CRACK RIGHT NOW!!!!

5.) EMMITT SMITH ANNOUNCES THAT NOT ONLY THAT HIS BEARD IS WEIRD, BUT ALSO HIS TESTICLES ARE COLORED LIKE HIS CHESTICLES

4.) THE MOOSE REVEALS THAT EVERY TIME HE SAID “BACK TO YOU GOOSE”, HE WAS REFERRING TO HIS MEMBER

3.) TROY AIKMAN REVEALS THAT HE DOESN’T NEED EXTENZE BECAUSE HE’S NO LONGER A PITCHER, STRICTLY ONLY A CATCHER

2.) ROGER STAUBACH REVEALS THAT EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN RETIRED FOR SEVERAL YEARS HE’S NO LONGER CALLED THE DODGER BUT ROGER THE COGER AND HAS APPEARED IN SUCH FILMS AS “OLD COWBOYS AND YOUNG INDIANS”, AS CUSTARD, “I MAY BE OLD BUT I CAN STILL THROW IT IN HER”, AS HIMSELF, AND “CODGER STORIES” 1,2,3, AND 27 AS DETECTIVE DODGER CODGER

1.) ED “TOO TALL” JONES IN A TEARY EYED SPEECH TALKS ABOUT LIFE, FAMILY, AND BEING “TOO SMALL” IN THE PANTS

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Player coach….player coach

TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT PHILLIES GAME BESIDES PUKING ON PEOPLE

What Would Tyler Durden Do…

Thank God Roller Derby is back

TOP HARRY KALAS THINGS IN HONOR OF THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIS PASSING

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