I attended the Phillies vs. Nationals with a bunch of friends (sorry to Gutberlet and his group of friends I deserted people at around the 3rd inning to be an idiot and watch the game from the Standing Room outfield right behind
our section)
- People booing the president classless or classic? i’m going with both
- Ryan Zimmerman getting booed as he recieves a gold glove trophy…ryan
who? - Me wearing the nationals hat they gave you for free as you entered the park as a rally cap and the phillies scoring 5 straight runs…..(i now have to wear it to every game)
- Fat Jack almost getting in 3 fights on the way down and at the game (fat jack is the person who drove me to the game)
- Every female Phillies fan at the game (i love you!)
- Me doing my Dan Baker impression and exclaiming
"all non-national fans wearing khaki pants please report to section
103"
"if you think tom daschel is the winner of the gold medal in the 2010 Winter Olympic luge event please report to section 103 "
"If you think Nancy Pelosi is the name of an Italian girl round da way’
please report to section 206"
and it goes on like this… - The beer guys having the foresight to put 3-5 different kinds of beer in their coolers, inventive, smart, and delicious
- Me as well as several other Phillies fans being an asshole and not sitting in his/her seat for almost the entire game
- Teddy Roosevelt running through the stadium like a crazed presidential lunatic
- Placiddddddddooooooooo Polaaaaaaaanco