The Anti-Lono Page

Wednesdays suck

We are all screwed…

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Since TQ caved in to my threats, and Enchanted Vanillaafroville is now the highlight of his site, I did attend his birthday festivities this weekend.  Remember kids, a night of drinking is fun, but a morning of recovery is not.  Also, hangovers are God’s way of telling us that softball is not important.

Anybody see that spelling bee last night?  I caught a few minutes of it.  Those poor bastards remind me of why I decided to drink myself stupid.  At least the fellas will be able to spell, ‘Gynephobia,’ and the ladies, ‘Sapphism,’ when they sit down with their respective shrinks in 5 years or so.

I am boycotting the birthday celebration of VanillaAfro founder and all-around pimp TQ until my JCa$$ thoughts of the day are featured prominently on his main page.  Also, I am supposed to receive a complimentary T-shirt for having found Nimphius…I’m waiting…