The Anti-Lono Page

I’m tired of poker.  It’s on TV every damn day.  ENOUGH ALREADY!!  Doesn’t anybody bowl anymore?

Listen Fans,

I refuse to write and write and write and write about stuff.  I don’t have the patience.  So I’ve decided to attack my verbose counterpart instead.  If you don’t like it, go bang yourself and set aside the next 2 and a half years to read Lono’s blog.

Yours in Christ,

JCa$$

P.S. I still have all the answers.