http://upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060630-105043-1132r
Please read this story…The good news is that driving while smoking crack is fine. The better news is that while one drink is very dangerous, other recent studies have led me to conclude that approximately 15 Coors Lights might be very safe.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye! TQ is supposed to host a Fourth of July bash at Casa de Monty (TQ looks like Colin Montgomerie). Everybody on earth is invited. You bring the beer, I bring the beer bong, and then we let nature take its course. Also, free vanillaafro.com t-shirt for the first person who pees in TQ’s pool.
I imagine everybody was as shocked as I was to find out that Brett Myers is white trash…as if that goofy chin-hair thing isn’t a dead giveaway. He beat that poor woman like a rented mule, which begs the question, ‘When’s the last time you rented a mule?’ Maybe he beat her like TQ beats his mule.
I’m gonna go ahead and suggest that TQ reexamine his idea to make holocaust jokes. Maybe it’s just me…
The good news is that I’m almost a week recovered from the fishing trip. The bad news is that I’m thinking about going out drinking again. Oh, and the Phillies suck.
TQ needs to get over it…everybody’s juiced up about the Geno’s thing because we are tired of being told to press dos for espanol.
I’m never going on the fishing trip again. I’m too old, too fat, and too tired for all that.
Wednesdays suck
We are all screwed…
http://www.usatoday.com/money/perfi/housing/2006-05-31-mortgages_x.htm
Since TQ caved in to my threats, and Enchanted Vanillaafroville is now the highlight of his site, I did attend his birthday festivities this weekend. Remember kids, a night of drinking is fun, but a morning of recovery is not. Also, hangovers are God’s way of telling us that softball is not important.