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10.) So keith can tell him on Sunday morning to make a right, a left, another right and your there
9.) So we can invite him to all the shitty ass northeast bars
8.) so he can call me on my cell phone and listen to merrill
7.) because every other human being has one, except for that crazy lady i just saw at wawa talking utter gibberish into the only pay phone left in civilization
6.) in case Chase wants to call him to let him know he's hanging out with mommy
5.) so he can call froggy totally wasted
4.) So he can call and rip Smitty
3.) So he can call Johnny G to let him know what an old obnoxious fuck he is.
2.) so once a month he can prank call 610 and try to get the word deuche on the air or just say what a clown...
1.) so he can call the bullpen when the worst clown pitcher in the league is struggling...and get quinny on the mound