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Lono
Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 84
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:54 am Post subject: The dead wrestlers thread... |
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Anybody hear about Chris Benoit's death? It's an apparent murder-suicide that also claimed his wife and son.
It makes you wonder... what the fuck is up with pro wrestling and all the sudden deaths and suicides? I think it may be a realistic estimate to say that roughly 20% of the wrestling stars from when I used to watch it as a kid are now dead.
Here is just one:
1.) Owen Hart
I'm sure we could come with a list of about 25-30 fairly big names if we tried. _________________ "I blame that Minnie Matrone. She's a malignant cunt!"
-Paulie Walnuts |
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J. Wolf Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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Yo Dave. The 1st two that popped in my mind were Mr. Perfect & Bam Bam Bigelow. It really is unbelievable how often these relatively young (usually in their 30's or 40's) guys die. But, they do live a very stressful & hectic life. They are ALL sooooooooo juiced-up, on the road 320 days a year (so the obvious hardcore coke & heroin habits start), & get treated like absolute dog-shit by Vince McMahon and his cohorts. Although they are somewhat celebrities, it really sounds like it can be a very depressing way to live. |
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BIG JOHN STUDD Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject: Im in danger !!! |
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Help me boys.......PLEASE !!!!! I fit all the criteria,mid 40's,obvious by my huge physique,not to mention ever shrinking dick Im a habitual steroid injecter....Im able to mask it to the softball lges. by claiming its the abundance of CIALAS and VIAGRA that makes me piss positive....Christ Ive got a couple more quality years in THE MAGIC METALLIC MARVEL I unleash on pitchers thru out Phila..and surrounding counties....Please take Roddy Piper ,Randy Savage,Special Delivery Jones any one else Ive too much to offer to go so soon....JOLTIN JOHNNY "G" |
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Lono
Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 84
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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Big Boss Man
British Bulldog
Ravishing Rick Rude
Miss Elizabeth
I heard they cancelled Monday Night Raw to show a three hour tribute to Benoit. I wonder if they're regretting that decision now that it was revealed he strangled his wife and smothered his kid before hanging himself.
Anyway, you're right about the crazy life they live, Wolf. With all their focus on baseball, it seems that the congressional steroids hearings kind of missed the boat on wrestling. I mean, when was the last time a baseball player died a steroids-related death? _________________ "I blame that Minnie Matrone. She's a malignant cunt!"
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Wolf Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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Also, didn't like 3 Ultimate Warriors die???? |
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YOKOZUNA Guest
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:34 am Post subject: |
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Hey Full Moon Softball! I have a connection to your team. My second cousin used to be the manager of your softball team before that unorganized fool Patterson took over! |
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LEAPIN LENNY POFFO Guest
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: MENTOR |
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While it pains me to lose yet another great from our chosen profession I also had great news today...A fan informed me a former student of mine is up for an ESPY...Seems someone sent to YOUTUBE a brief film of my ex-student Keith "POTATOES"Patterson doing a leaping lenny piggyback ride reversed move on a wrestler who goes by the name "DRUNKEN BASTARD" at a softball game !!!!Thats right a softball game...His foul crotch odor had the DD taping out in seconds...So good luck to "POTATOES" on his chance at "Best wrestling move by a amatuer"ESPY... |
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:05 pm Post subject: FULL MOON/PAT'S/LONGSHOT DEAD WRESTLER LOOK-A-LIKES |
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24.) Dennis Elmer - Lanny Poffo
23.) Tony - Anorexic Yokozuna
22.) Lono - Bruiser Brody
21.) Denofa - Big Boss Man
20.) Braun - Eddy Guerrero or Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert
19.) Wade - Wahoo McDaniel
18.) Mckeever - Uncle Elmer
17.) Danny Bueker - Brian Pillman
16.) D Sparks - Crash Holly or Terry Garvin
15.) Yank - The British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith
14.) Zooks - Ravishing Rick Rude
13.) Bukes - Terry Gordy
12.) Iggy - Chris Benoit
11.) Johnny Mac - Lord Alfred Hayes
10.) B Wolf - Owen Hart
9.) Juddy Jim Kennedy - Curt Hennig
8.) Cassidy - Bob Orton or Chris Adams
7.) Quinn - Badnews Brown
6.) Glea - Road Warrior Hawk or Dick Murdoch
5.) Johnny G - Fred Blassie or Young Eddie Graham
4.) Smitty - Gorilla Monsoon
3.) Keith - Adrian Adonis
2.) J Wolf - Ultimate Warrior without the makeup on or Kerry Von erich
1.) K Wolf - Hercules Hernandez or Big John Studd
1a.) Dog from Pats - Miss Elizabeth or Sensational Sherri or Sapphire or Junkyard Dog
1aa.) Fat Jack - Bam Bam Bigelow or Earthquake or Jerry Blackwell |
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