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[Mrs.K.Patterson]

Glea--adult Eddie Munster
Braun --any of the 1000's of lllly-pop kids
Keith---Kevin Federline/2 no talents --- who live off their wives
Smitty--Rob Van Winkle or as the poster in his bedroom says"ice-ice-baby"
Juddy---David Soul---a balding Hutch from Starsky and...
Quinny---A chunkier version of poodle haired Justin Timberlake
Denofa--the talentless kid from New Kids on the Block
Iggy--Sgt.Carter--Gomer Pyle
KWolf--Billy Bob Thorton ---Slingblade
J MAC--Earls brother on My name is Earl
J Cass--a young ,handsome Nathan Lane in BIRDCAGE
Buchs---an angry old Bobby Brady
Johnny G---Uncle Rico
JWolf---any buff teen heart throb---a sandy haired Paul-Mark Gosselier
Zukes ---a Caesar hair-cutted "GERALDO"aka.Rico sauve

[Stocky Jack]

You pile of underachieving softball DUDS aint worth shit !!!! How can a team with hitters the caliber on Gleason ,Cassidy,Greenwald and Quinny be under .500.....Youv'e got a managerial maestro in McKeever,a buffet barnstorming ace pitcher in KP yet you flounder in mediocrity...What gives? I furnish you with the best uniforms money can buy and $1.00 dog specials and this is my investment return?Several of you has beens ,and never weres are on the last year of your contracts so I foresee a slightly improved WATERWORKS or LENEGHANS next year with the deadwood we'll be cutting off the payroll....It pains me as a world class athlete myself to see a bunch of lazy ,balding,drunken ,broken down 20 somethings wallow in the lower half of a less than stellar Bucks Co. arc lge.....When Im fired from Pat's ,and I will be, please dont come looking for me LOSERS..."F" you's.....Big Boned Jack C.