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[HARRY THE K]

10.) LA only eye fucks women
9.) LA admits that he is bald
8.) Wheels reminds me too much of my days with Bobby Crane and Carpy, yelling "it's fuck time!" on commercial breaks whereas LA just eyes the crowd for single ladies.
7.) ever since that one day Wheels locked me to a pole in his basement and said...."he's gonna be right behind you just like this and you're gonna like it you faggot...you faggot fuck"....i've never been able to forgive him
6.) He is the only person on earth that enjoys me singing High Hopes...high in the sky apple pie hopes (you know you love it LA)
5.) because I find it funny that when he told Tara that he wanted to show her his conehead he wasn't talking about that loveable 1992/1993 video of him acting as the Saturday Night Live coneheads, but rather his large erect schlong
4.) his rugged good looks
3.) LA has pictures of me in comprimising circumstances with Steve Lake,Sammy Samuel and Steve Jeltz in a multi-cultural multi lingual sex romp
2.) Whereas Wheels liked to do massive amounts of Coke, Larry is able to settle back with me and have a nice glass of scotch, yummy scotch in my belly.
1.) I've never really been a huge Kiefer fan, and since Smitty is siding with LA I have to respect his opinion. However, if Kiefer and Wheels want to challenge me and Smitty or LA in a world championship strap match, bring it on!