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10.) My mangina hurt
9.) Mike Bell was called in by Fat Jack at the last minute as an emergency bouncer/short order cook
8.) We have no chance without Mike Braun's blazing speed
7.) Mark was afraid that Joe Wolf's basketball intensity would carry over to the softball field
6.) We used all of our wooden bats the night before in a enormous gay bonfire, obviously where we hang out since we're never at the Full moon (except when i bartend)
5.) while throwing our wooden bats into the bonfire we all got splinters in our manginas, well me mostly because my mangina is the biggest!
4.) Keith's just a caveman, he doesn't know of such new fangled devices as text messages or voice mail
3.) Our DH is Joe the Jew
2.) Johnny Mac needed us in a new terrorist plot to overtake Farrell school using Joey Dell's house as a sleeper cell
1.) after a hard night of ass pounding with close friends who the hell wants to play softball?