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10.) when you got to go you gotta go
9.) public bathrooms and bar bathrooms are some of the dirtiest places on the planet earth
8.) porta-potties are not strategically placed in the vet stadium parking lot, yes i know the vet is torn down but it's still the vet stadium parking lot
7.) if i were to tell you that a bush could conceal your whereabouts for about 5 minutes wouldn't you be interested and comforted enough to take a nice relieving tinkle? Just asking...
6.) the chances of you getting caught are so small that they almost make you forget about having to explain to all the people you know you got fined/arrested for taking a number 1
5.) if you get caught you can always say, "WHAT YOU NEVER PISSED ON A CHURCH PEW BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE, WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SAINT?"
4.) Because this is just about the worst top 10 list i've ever made so humor me and just piss in public
3.) Trust me no one is peeking
2.) it's the one advantage we have over women so you might as well utilize it
1.) shitters full