VanillaAfro.com

[Joe Wolf]

10.) Because its so much more fun to make fun of Smitty's fielding behind his back over the internet under the names "McKeever" & "Rock."

9.) Because Quinny needs the website to become profittable so he can buy new contacts.

8.) Because VanillaAfro.com downfall happened at the same time as Keith became sober. Life is just better when the website is booming & its number 1 subject of folly is drinking.

7.) Because Yank checks the site daily to see when spring softball starts.

6.) Because when Acey-Duecey asked DeNofa for his number after DeNofa dropped him off, Mike thought it was a little safer to just give him the web address of the team's official website as a contact.

5.) Because Lon went mad, locked himself in a room, & justs talks to himself all day about why The Wire is better than The Sopranos.

4.) Because Kevin Wolf vowed to lose 90 lbs. & get back to a normal healthy weight for a 6-2 27-year old if VanillaAfro.com can get 10 hits before the end of the calander year.

3.) Because my boring life needs VanillaAfro.com topics like, "Full Moon's Last Supper: Which Apostle on Keith's Back are You?"

2.) Because if Quinny can't introduce himself as a "Successful Website Creator," he will never be able to impress random slow chicks that walk around Jardel Playground trying to kick that annoying miscarriage weight.

1.) Because Facebook is just too PC for brilliant racist wordsmiths like Juddy & myself.