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Top 10 things Santa brought the Full Moon Softball team for Christmas

10.) sun flower seeds, water and gatorade....a surprise since many thought that only asian bartenders brought these goods to put under their bonzai trees
9.) an uncrackable bat made in the North Pole, untouched by Keith's South Pole
8.) On Dasher and Dancer; and Prancer and Vixen; on Comet and Cupid and Donner and Daub and forget about Blitzen
7.) One more trip around the earth to get us our presents before John Grinwold takes over for St. Nick in 07'
6.) a new bowl of jelly for Keith
5.) coal in Johnny Mac's stocking
4.) a partnership between the Bucks County Canadian league and the IAFPEUSSL, International Arctic Federation for the Propagation of Elves Under Six feet Softball League
3.) Removal of Sugar Plums from our outfielder's and catchers heads
2.) Explanation of what a sugar plum is
1.) Nude pictures of Mrs. Clause getting more and more graphic as Full Moon 2 wins more and more games next season.