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Eclipse · Joined: 30 Nov 2006 Posts: 4

ESPN Announcer: "So Roy, where have you been for the last fifteen years?"
Roy: "Well, I uh, well, ya see, I uh... Drinking. Lot a drinking."
ESPN Announcer: "I see. Well, are you still drinking?"
Roy: "No. I uh... I put... uh... Why, you buying?"

tqatsju · Site Admin Joined: 31 Dec 1969 Posts: 160 Location: philly

Roy: Thomas can raise a barn, but can he pick up a 7-10 split?
Ishmael: God blessed my brother to be a good carpenter. It's okay.
Roy: Yeah, well he blessed you, too, and I'll give you a hint what it is. It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it.
Ishmael: You leave Rebecca out of this.