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[FAT JACK]

as the season draws near I'M left to ponder when pitcher and catchers report for training what do all-world Johnny G's back-ups do???As any fan of MOON PLATOON softball knows all too well there is only one pitcher.Alas I have a solution.....ME!!!Captain Jack will get you by tonite...Look at the positives (a) Im a taller ,albeit hairier version of your current ace KP...(b)itoo cannot hit,field,throw strikes or put together a line-up (3)I can single handedly guar antee better performance in RCF by keeping KWOLF at the bar during games with free booze!!!Lets face it put a trash can on wheels bring it in and out every inning and you'd be better off ...Plus the can smells better...

PS---IM a total knock-out in purple........

[Froggy]

One problem: Our games usually don't end till about 12:30. Then, give or take 1/2 hour driving time (we are coming from Ontario, you know), you would get back to the Moon no earlier than 1:00 pm. So who, I diligently ask, will cater to the compulsively pathetic alcoholic needs of the absolutely rotten pieces of scum that arrive at the Full Moon promptly at 9:30 AM on Sunday morning? The answer is NO ONE! So, Sir Jack of Rhawnhurst, you better leave the softball playing to us and concentrate solely on meeting the drinking needs of the neighborhood’s finest!

[El Gordo Jacko]

Can you believe that Keith once asked me why they call Froggy, 'Froggy?' JCass pointed out that perhaps it has nothing to do with Froggy's appearance, but simply that Froggy is a French-Canadian.

[D SPARKS]

thanks to being unceromoniously cut/waived from the juggernaut known as the MOON PLATOON I find myself free on sun.mournings...I thought for sure teams would be lining up for a no-field ,rally starter but the market is swamped with those type players so Im available to serve that warm swill at that dive on sun...Im working on a knuckleball so I hope to be a late season call up ..I love you guys.....

XOXOXO;
Sparkie

[Yank]

WOOOO HOOOO!!!! I'm not alone on the waiver wire anymore! Welcome to free agency, Dennis!

[Tony]

Dennis Sparks is a free agent? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? He's the final piece to our championship puzzle! LET ME HEAR EVERYONE SAY IT: R.O.C IS BACK! Route One Cafe is back and badder than ever! I already locked up Floody, Gene, Balls Out, Dobb, your brother Kris Sparks, Yank, Dave Lon, Winnie, & Johnny Mac to long term contracts! All I needed was a sieve to fill in at 2nd base & the outfield! We are on a mission to defeat the Full Moon 2 and get our catcher's equipment back from Keith!