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[POPS]

SIMALARIES IN THE 2
1.both weigh aprox.250lbs..(of course 1 is 6'5 other is 5'5)
2..both use incredibly gifted right arms to propel their teams
3... both have athleticly gifted fathers(1 played on grass-one smokes it)
4.both have receeding hairlines
5..both expierence joy with their hands up another man's ass
6..Both are unemployed 8 mths.a year
7.both have dorky looking brothers

[LCF]

Here are some more similarities between the two gifted legends:

1.) Both have weird-looking jogs like they have a pickles up their asses!
2.) Manning graduated with a Bachelors & Keith soon will be a bachelor again (once Maggie looks in the mirror and finally realizes what see is doing to herself!)
3.) Manning plays against the Oakland Raiders & Keith molests the Rhawnhurst Raiders!
4.) Their both usually (not this year for Peyton) Out-of-Work by the Super Bowl.
5.) Manning takes a longsnap from Saturday (as in Jeff, his center) & Keith is in the Longshot on Saturday!
6.) They both usually start 3-0! (Manning to start a season & Keith to every hitter he faces!)
7.) Manning dumps the ball off to Dominic Rhodes & Keith takes dumps on random rodes!
8.) Underneath it all, Manning is full of southern hospitality. Unfortunately, we all get to see underneath it all after Keith is full of southern comfort!

[P atterson-Payton]

OTHER SIMALARITIES
1.both do not wish to see anything coming hard up the middle
2.Peytons dad is Archie -Keith loves to eat at the MCDonalds golden arch
3.Both are famous for throwing the "LONGBALL"
4.Peyton does SPRINT MOBILE commercials-Keith cannot sprint and is not mobile
5.Peyton was a Tenn.Volunteer-Keith is a unemployment volunteer
6.Peyton watches plenty of film_Keith watches gay asian porn..
7.Peyton is now a Colt-Keith is now a horses-ass
8.Peyton is on XBOX-In a week or two Maggies pussy will be Keith's EX-BOX