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Smitty Balboa · Guest

Myself and CK were having a discussion regarding whether or not that I would be able to beat Muhammad Ali ten years ago or at least right now in a fight... I know that it would obviously unfair for Johnny G. because he seems to be more physically ailing but I would just love to hear everyone's thoughts....

How about Mr. T. right now?

Or fighting Mike Tyson in a dark room , while I have a bat and night vision goggles?

CK1 · Guest

My contention is that even in his current state, Mohammed Ali would have enough abilility with his hands to be able to take the likes of us in a fight. Smitty pointed out that he can probably no longer hold his dick to take a piss, so I reconsidered. Still, I say he could probably still take people like us out as of about 10 or years ago, maybe not even.

Soda Popinski · Guest

Smitty, you couldn’t beat me today, and I’m 54 years old now! I am a raging alcoholic and completely over the hill now. But 20 years ago, I was the baddest dude to ever come out of the USSR. Ivan Drago? I shit all over him when we fought in amateurs. But, after that, my career took a turn for the worse. I moved to America in 1987 to face an unknown youngster named “Little Mac.” I settled into a nice neighborhood called Rhawnhurst, where EVERY Russian immigrant seems to go when they come to America. And I started drinking Vladamir vodka every night served to me by this big, Drew Carey look-a-like at this bar called the Full Moon. Because of my enormous size, they even tried to get Soda to play first base for their Sunday softball team. They said even though I have never played this baseball before, I had to be better than the guy they had playing first! But, I was too busy drinking & I blame this Fat Jack for ruining my career! But, I could still beat you Smitty even after I drink a gallon of Vladys!

Mike Tyson · Guest

They say I can't lose. I say you can't win.

Piston Honda · Guest

"I'm gonna give you a TKO from Tokyo!"

Robin Givens · Guest

Iron Mike ;
You hit like a bitch!!!Now that stud Dustin Diamond that boy can throw em...Shit little danny partridge aint no slouch neither jusy ask that Ann B. Davis fucking greg Williams Peaceout!!!