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[The one and only]

10) Keith Patterson and Matt Smith will kiss and make-up
9) Keith will be replaced with a guy from John Greenwald's 1904 team
Quinny will play
7) Kevin Wolf will continue to argue with Joe Wolf and maybe Brian
6) Juddy will come late and hungover to every game
5) Cassidy will still have his blanky
4) Smitty will continue to let Glee play 1st
3) We will be in PURPLE
2) McKeever will still not be allowed to join the team
1) We are just that damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Merlin The Magician]

the top ten reasons are simple.....the 5 fingers on my 2 hands that wield the mystical powers of a magic wand in my david copperfield like hands ..a demarini in my hands is the equivilent of a b-ball in mj"s with the game on the line MONEY$$$$$ Peace out Arman Gilliam

[Mike Gminski]

Peace out Armon 'Hammer' Gilliam...Hilarious. Did you know the Hammer was ambidextrous (that means he can whack off with both hands)?

[Jeff Ruland]

Did you both know that I can only "whack off" with one leg and not the other!

[Jim Abbott]

I, unfortunately, am strictly a lefty jerker! But my right stub can be used to give women the feeling of a really huge black man! Sincerely, Dennis Byrd!

[Tom Dempsey]

I lost my wee-wee trying to pull my pud with my metallic hand ..Then while hopping around in pain I tred on it with my club foot ohhh the horror

[Dave Dravecky]

Give my regards to Tom Browning's elbow, Chuck Bednarik's hands, and Moose Johnston's pinkie. Back to you, Moose, Dick!

[Mike Utley]

Don't forget Tim Bowens' 7 toes, Jermaine Mayberry's one functioning eye, & Evander Holyfield's ear! As Fred "The Crime Dog" McGriff would say to Iron Mike, "Take a Bite Out of Crime!"

[BERNIE PARENT]

MIKE U,
hOW CAN YOU FORGET MY EYE!!!ERIC lINDROS CRANIUM...how about lance armstrongs testicle....How bout Theismans ankle ..What about your boy SEAL's face...Poor DJ the freckle faced monkey....It goes on forever!!

[Mrs. O'Donnell]

"Poor DJ the freckle faced monkey" This statement is the highlight of the post. Absolutely priceless. Dennis Johnson is the most hideous athlete ever! Bar none! But, we shouldn't neglect some of the other lookers in sports history. Otis Nixon is a very, very close second to DJ. I think Pam Oliver looks likes a first cousin of Secretariat. Sam Cassell is one disgusting chigger (Chink+Nigger). Tyrone Hill is one ugly SOB. And John Chaney looked more like Temple’s mascot than an actual human being!

Sincerely, The Queen of Ugly: Rosie O’Donnell

[Guest]

Rosie,;
Dearest carpet muncher might I add Gheorge Murasan,One -Eyed Bob Whitfield, Wrinkle Head Shane Battier,Manute Bol,Jeff Garcia,AND BUGGED EYED MOOKIE Wilson
KISSES,Twitchin Jim Eisenreich