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Top 10 unanswered questions after Smitty's bachelor party

10.) Why is there water all over Quinny's bathroom ?
9.) Why does Tony dress like Superman every day ?
8.) Why was our hotel about as far as Philadelphia is from Atlantic City to the Casinos?
7.) Why did I shit lighter fluid this morning?
6.) What caused Jacob to enter the 5th dimension on Friday night?
5.) Where did that shot glass dissapear too ?
4.) Did Joey Dell piss off all the women in Connecticut or just 10 of them?
3.) Considering the smilarities between the 2 casinos, why was there only Brokeback Mountain activity at Foxwoods?
2.) Did Fury (I know it's spelled wrong..) tell someone to "Pull that" and get more than he bargained for...
1.) Was the shot glass used later in the night?

[JCa$$]

11. Why did my hotel room smell like necrosis of the liver?
12. What is necrosis of the liver, and what does it smell like?
13. Why couldn't DSparks wear pinstripe pants every night?
14. Why is the other Cassidy soo much better than Smitty's Cassidy?
15. Why did the strippers enjoy our company so much? Are we that good looking?
16. Why didn't Billy Bats tell Kiefer to get his shine box?
17. Who the hell is the sick fu_k that invented the beer bong?
18. Who told Shields that it's ok to let everybody know about his intestinal distress, and that doing so in great detail is also acceptable?
19. What airline operates round-trip flights, Connecticut to/from Whore Island?
20. Why are the Indian Casinos without Indians?
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[tqatsju]

>>10.) Why is there water all over Quinny's bathroom ?
one word, claminess

>>9.) Why does Tony dress like Superman every day ?
because getting his head right is his elevator (sorry)

>>8.) Why was our hotel about as far as Philadelphia is from Atlantic City to the Casinos?
we're cheap bastards

>>7.) Why did I shit lighter fluid this morning?
contrary to popular belief because of captain kangaroo's free hotdogs not Sparks....

>>6.) What caused Jacob to enter the 5th dimension on Friday night?
Joey Dell's Jamaican Jungle TM

>>5.) Where did that shot glass dissapear too ?
Mt. Everest

>>4.) Did Joey Dell piss off all the women in Connecticut or just 10 of them?
every woman...except the women from whore island

>>3.) Considering the smilarities between the 2 casinos, why was there only Brokeback Mountain activity at Foxwoods?
Because the owner of Foxwood's name is "Dick Hardman"

>>2.) Did Fury (I know it's spelled wrong..) tell someone to "Pull that" and get more than he bargained for...
yes and the young lad exclaimed...Fuck me king of classics

1.) Was the shot glass used later in the night?
>>yes we put it in her box

JCa$$

>>11. Why did my hotel room smell like necrosis of the liver?
i had to look this up but i think it's because of your dirty cunt

>>12.)What is necrosis of the liver, and what does it smell like?
a dirty cunt

>>13.) Why couldn't DSparks wear pinstripe pants every night?
because tom sparks can't have two fag sons

>>14. Why is the other Cassidy soo much better than Smitty's Cassidy?
because he has a beard and he's fatter

>>15. Why did the strippers enjoy our company so much? Are we that good looking?
look how good i look!

>>16. Why didn't Billy Bats tell Kiefer to get his shine box?
as he was leaving Keifer yelled...KEEP HIM IN HERE..KEEP HIM HERE

>>17. Who the hell is the sick fu_k that invented the beer bong?
a sick genius

>>18. Who told Shields that it's ok to let everybody know about his intestinal distress, and that doing so in great detail is also acceptable?
Cingular wireless reps

>>19. What airline operates round-trip flights, Connecticut to/from Whore Island?
Bikini Airways

>>20. Why are the Indian Casinos without Indians?
all the Indians bet their last dime on red

[Lono]

Your analysis is very insightful, Quinny... Who knew that Cassidy was suffering from a dirty cunt?
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