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[Lono]

After a heavy night of drinking at the Wingbowl, I can offer these observations:

1.) Although Quinn's breath smelled like vapor seeping from a gangrenous asshole, he refused to take gum when offered. That's called keepin' it real, folks.

2.) Jim somehow found himself behind the wheel of Quinn's Honda in spite of the fact that he was speaking with all the sophistication and eloquence of Joe Frazier.

3.) Shields wanted to go home every second of every minute of every hour.

4.) Taking more than two Immodiums will send one's bowels into septic shock for a period of days (three days and counting, to be precise).

5.) "Philadelphia Lager" tastes like rancid lung gravy.

6.) The theory that one can drink themselves sober is an old wive's tale. A person can drink themselves in no other direction than drunk and even more drunk.

7.) Twisted Tea tastes like the Blood of Christ after 10-12 beers.

8.) Wingbowl is some fucked-up, repugnant shit.

9.) Phillies Home Opener is much better.
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"I blame that Minnie Matrone. She's a malignant cunt!"

-Paulie Walnuts

[Quinny's 12 inches]

Dave's a homo

[Smitty]

How can I get myself a vanilla afro?

[tqatsju]

you really can't have a vanilla afro that is not natural.....the only person that was able to pull that off was Butch Reed look it up...that's a 100% accurate statement