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[tqatsju]

10.) Because even without the triple threat of Gene, Balls Out and Tony..Full Moon softball is still a force to be reckoned with
9.) Lono had a kid
8.) DSparks is on a cross country trek that will take him on a spiritual journey, one that won't include softball
7.) in a surprise move Dobb will return not as a teammate but as one of the greatest purple mascots this team has ever seen
6.) Back in 39' Johnny G recieved sage advice from the Babe himself on how to beat Canadian softball teams
5.) Canadians play a lot of hockey
4.) JCas's woobie
3.) Fat Jack may not help the team but he can get you a 5.9% interest rate on your new home, call him today
2.) Even though Yank is gone, his pot is still in the trunk of Johnny Mac's car, giving JMac the mellowness he needs to compete at a high level
1.) the 3 headed monster approach at catcher is throwing off team's so much that outfielders are playing at regular depth, even when Quinny comes up to bat.

[JCa$$]

10. There's a buffer zone between Wolfs in the outfield.
9. TQ: He's not just all about defense anymore.
8. Due to the extreme cold, Manager Keith decides not to risk frost bite and keeps his pants on for the entire playoff run.
7. Alcohol keeps you warm in the cold.
6. Maybe umpire nemesis Bruce Froemming will eventually be won over by Full Moon's good looks and charm.
5. Smitty lacks a leg to stand on when complaining about late-inning defensive substitutions, due to his injured vagi...I mean hamstring.
4. Yank has been in extended spring training, working with Johnny Podres on a change-up to use as our playoff run closer.
3. Tony has promised to make amends and bring championship-level snacks to next week's game.
2. Juddy may run late again, but Count Jackula has vowed to pick him up and fly him to the game in the FatCopter (similar to the BatCopter, but more like a blimp with a propeller).
1. Team owner Dennis promises to be there for the trophy presentation, and then will treat the team to 10 cents off Pabst Blue Ribbon Pitchers and 5 cents off your side blue cheese with your order of 1000 or more wings, all of which will happen from 12:15 to 12:19 after the game.
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"It was a group grope..."
-Carpie, to Bob Crane

[Smity Says]

10) Most of the team now knows the border patrol, so crossing in Canada is snap
9) The fourth and possibly fifth Wolf are availible if need be
Smitty has more motivation to hit because of the constant lack of respect by batting him 8th or 9th in the lineup
7) If the weather gets cold, J Cass can keep us all warm under his blanket
6) We have 3 catchers, who can all be assets in their own way:

Brian: He is a up and coming Wolf and it is nice for the team to see the gradual development into an asshole!

John: He allows us to get all the calls since he coached most of the umpires in little league

Tom Quinn: Because he is in fact Tom Quinn

5) Top ten lists are already being compiled for WHY Full Moon won the championship
4) Nice guys like Denofa, Braun, and Brian are looked at as assholes b/c they play with us!
3) Dennis doesn't know where next weeks game is!
2) Talking shit on each other has a strange way of motivating people to play better... they should try these techniques in school and in the office, oh yeah they already do...
1) So our pathetic lives can have some meaning!
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[acey and ducey]

you guys forgot about me. I'm back from Shop Rite and better than ever!

[Wolf]

Fantastic contributions by all 3 of you! I love the enthusiasm. Does anyone know if I will get my MVP award before or after we get our championship rings?

[fat jack]

does anyone know where i can get grease besides the Rooster or the Full Moon?