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[tqatsju]

21.) Braun - George Bush
20.) Wade - Theodore Roosevelt
19.) Mckeever - Gerald R. Ford
18.) Danny Bueker - Harry S. Truman
17.) D Sparks - John Quincy Adams
16.) Yank - there are no jewish presidents
15.) Zooks - Franklin Pierce
14.) Bukes - Ronny Reagan
13.) Iggy - Dwight D. Eisenhower
12.) Johnny Mac - we won't even go there
11.) B Wolf - William Henry Harrison
10.) Juddy Jim Kennedy - Jack kennedy or Jimmy Carter
9.) Cassidy - Dick Nixon
8.) Quinn - William Howard Taft - Gerald Ford was attacked by a pack of wild circus lions...you can't be serious......"it happened to Taft"......really Taft was?
7.) Glea - James K Polk, and like every other unused ex-president
6.) Johnny G - Andrew Jackson
5.) Smitty - Honest Abe
4.) Keith - Martin Van Buren
3.) J Wolf - James Buchanan
2.) K Wolf - Rutherford B.Hayes
1.) Dobb - Chester A. Arthur

Reference:
http://www.americanpresidents.org/gallery/

[Smitty Lincoln]

"Look-a-likes" is some of the best shit vanilla afro has had in a while.

[Smitty truth]

All this look-a-like started b/c we were saying that Froggy looks like Super Mario....and it has stemmed to this..ex-presidents that we resemble.....
..I was also just thinking randomly that the "gin man" is the richest man in Rhawnhurst. That is so fucked up. That piece of shit used to drink Banquers Club gin and make rye bread until he passed out and he gets to win the lottery. What a fuckin joke! I hope he spent it all on Russian hookers and more lottery tickets... If I was him, I would of went to the Full moon the night I won and just ordered a glass of gin and let it sit there, so he would be forever immortalized in Rhawnhurst lore as the scumbag baker who hit the lottery instead of just the plain ol' Gin Man.

[tqatsju]

Russian hookers, fuck you!!! I bought me self a gin factory and the rights to the song final countdown

[tqatsju]

22.) Denofa - James Monroe

[tqatsju]

23.) lono - Ulysses S. Grant
24.) Floody - Andrew Johnson
25.) Joe Miller - Benjamin Harrison
26.) Some drunk wildcat in the rhawnhurst - John Tyler