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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:11 pm Post subject: TOP 10 BETTER ENDINGS FOR THE SOPRANOS |
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10.) AJ FINISHES HIS LAST ONION RING
9.) THE CABLE REALLY DID GO OUT, FORCING PRETTY MUCH EVERY CABLE MONOPOLY IN THE COUNTRY TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS.
8.) THE RUSSIAN FROM THE PINE BARRENS BURSTS INTO THE DINER AND WHACKS EVERYONE.....EXCEPT AJ WHO HE TAKES BACK WITH HIM TO RUSSIA FOR HOSTEL STYLE TORTURE
7.) ANNETTE BENNING WALKS INTO THE DINER WITH THAT OTHER GUY AND HE TURNS OFF THE JUKE BOX AND SINGS DON'T STOP BELIEVIN.......INSTEAD OF ONE TWICE THREE TIMES A LADY
6.) AFTER THE SCREEN FADES TO BLACK THEY SHOW TONY AND THE FAMILY BEING USHERED INTO WITNESS PROTECTION...THUS BEGINNING A NEW LIFE IN NORTHEAST PHILADELPHIA WHERE TONY PLAYS SLOW PITCH SOFTBALL 3 TIMES A WEEK AND BRINGS WATER/GATORADE/SAMBUCA AND OTHER GOODIES TO ALL HIS TEAM'S GAMES....IN A GOOD SIDE STORY... MEADOW DUMPS PAT PARISI FOR SOME GUY NAMED QUINN
5.) THE FEDS STORM INTO THE DINER AND INSTEAD OF ARRESTING TONY THEY QUICKLY USHER OFF AJ FOR CHILD MOLESTATION
4.) TONY GETS WHACKED IN THE DINER....THE SETTING THEN FLIPS OVER TO SILVIO IN THE HOSPITAL WITH SLIGHT EYE MOVEMENTS....IMPLYING THAT HE WILL NOW HEAD THE FAMILY...THUS NIXING ANY KIND OF MOVIE OR SEQUEL (PSST....HE CAN'T ACT)
3.) TONY GETS SHOT IN THE DINER BY A HIRED GUN, OMAR, EVEN AFTER THE TWO BLACK GUYS IN THE DINER YELL OMAR COMIN'..... THUS LEAVING ROOM FOR THE SOPRANOS TO SOMEHOW SPIN INTO THE WIRE
2.) TONY AND CARMELA HAVE A BIG FIGHT LEAVING THE DINER....TONY THEN GOES OVER TO HIS GULMAS....AFTER THE GULMA LEAVES LITTLE CARMINE COMES OVER TO THE APARMENT....HE EXPLAINS TO TONY THAT PAULIE HAS TO GO DOWN TO MIAMI TO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING AND THAT PAULIE WAS GOING TO GO DOWN THERE WITH PATSY, BUT INSTEAD TONY AND PAULIE SHOULD GO DOWN THERE TOGETHER.....PAULIE EXPLAINS TO TONY THAT HE HAS TO STOP SEEING THE GULMA AND POINTS AROUND SAYING, "THIS IS WHAT IT IS....IT IS WHAT IT IS".........THEN CARMINE SAYS HE WILL TALK TO CARMELA BECAUSE "HE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO SAY TO HER"
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Wolf Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject: Sopranos Blue Balls!!! |
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I think the Sopranos final scene is comparable to having the chance to bang a smokin’ hot married woman (think Angelina Jolie hot) She’s at the same bar as you, but without her husband. You were making small talk with this goddess all night long (the first 50-55 minutes of the finale), but nothing overly exciting. However, she does make a quick comment about how she thinks you’re easily the best looking guy in the bar (Phil’s head just got crushed by his own SUV.) And now, its 2:30 AM & she needs a ride home, which you obviously oblige to even though you are 8x’s above the legal limit (guys will do anything for the once in a lifetime opportunity to even have a chance with a chick that is so out of their league.) And then, even though she is married, she makes a move on you & you start getting dirty (Tony just walked into the diner.) She’s completely naked on top of you & riding you like you’ve never been ridden before (The 4-5 minutes of out-of-this-world, ridiculous suspense that was the final scene in the diner.) And then, just as you’re about to explode (thank god you were completely wasted. Because if not, you would have blown your load 4 ½ minutes ago!), her conscience gets the better of her and she tells you to pull out & stop…. because she feels guilty (FADE TO BLACK!)
P.S. The one glaring difference is that with the smokin’ hot girl, you could just ignore her request to stop & just keep slammin’ her. (However, this could technically qualify as rape, but you only live once!) With the Sopranos episode, we were completely powerless to do anything!! |
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CK Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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Actually, all we can do is jerk off (this "inserting our own ending" business) |
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Smitty Guns Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject: Omar |
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Omar killing Tony is fucking great...haha.... |
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MooMoo Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: Fuck Pauley |
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Pauley can kiss my ass..."snakes with fur"...who the hell does he think he is... Fucking scumbag.... |
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COMCAST Guest
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject: A-holes watching SOPRANOS |
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jesus christ 1st some shit about video games now some fake ass non-believeable mob show...Geez those pussies got me by 20 years ...dem guys oughta be down love Park feeding pigeons....Fuck Id rather be in a foxhole or have a barroom brawl with the goldengirls having my back than those gereatric gansta's...Now Ive got to somehow equate boning Angelina Jolie to watching Paulie"needs a walker" Walnuts, heck only CHUCK ZITO isnt a AARP card carrier...PACINO,DENIRO,LIOTTA now thats some real mobsters!!!!!!Goodfellas fucked pussies like Sopranos boys in jail ...CAIO BIATCHES,PAUL SORVINO |
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