VanillaAfro.com

10.) the fence is lonely
9.) the only person left to get angry is cousy, and he isn't even on the team this year
8.) the team sponsor is Minoxidil
7.) softball is more fun with live odds from bodog ...

10.) where keith getting back on illegal substances happens
9.) where quinny finally hitting a homerun happens
8.) where jcass showing up for one maybe two games happens
7.) where joe wolf not gett ...

11.) QUINNY STILL HASNT REACHED HIS PRIME
12.) BRAUNY HAS BEEN SLOWED DOWN BY HIS BABY MOMMA
13.) ZOOKS IS READY TO PLAY
14.) THERES NO YOUNG STRAPPING WOLF BROTHERS LEFT..BUT THERE MIGHT BE..BUT C ...

10.) JCASS'S INABILITY TO NOT DRINK ON SATURDAY
9.) ONE WORD WELL SORT OF A WORD...GLEEEEEEE
8.) ONE YEAR OLDER ONE YEAR CLOSER TO THAT GREAT BIG SOFTBALL FIELD IN THE SKY FOR JOHNNY G
7.) UNLIMITE ...

BAJACK OBLABA - (JCASS...)
JACKZILLA - (SHIELDSY)
JACKSIE FATSIE

hey zeke sorry for getting back late try to do a an image upload now or try registering now i changed it....

10.) FLABIA MAJORA
9.) McFatso
8.) FAT JACQUE HIS FAT FRENCH EQUIVALENT
7.) FLABIO
6.) COUNT JACKULA
5.) OBE ONE CANOLI
4.) THE MAN OF LA MUNCHA
3.) FATSON JACKSON
2.) COUNT OF MONTE FATSO ...

i'm going to have a small party sunday at my house...just wanted to let everyone know they are invited...i figure will have people over starting at say 4pm or so....bring beer or food if you want...i' ...

FAT JACK DEATH 100/1

FAT JACK DEATH BY HEARTATTACK 250/1

FAT JACK KILLED BY WILD CIRCUS LIONS 2000/1

SMITTY DEATH 3000/1

SMITTY DEATH BY ATTACK OF THE REANIMATED CORPSE OF WILT CHAMBERLAIN ...

Best done in your best Lou Reed voice...

Johnny G came from pine valley in PA
he's so fucking old he's known across the u.s.a.

dyed his hair on the way
Shaved his mustache and then he turned t ...

10.) they don't call jcass the splendid splinter for no reason
9.) fours words...texas league double quinny
8.) johnny g hit with a wooden bat for 30 years...ah it feels good to be back when the gam ...

it's that time of year again, and i'm not talking about Johnny G's 80th birthday party. The NCAA Tournament is about to start. Instead of doing something meaningful with your lives how about studying ...

post here if you want to go to opening day. And also post i guess for people you know 100% who are going who don't know how to use the internet ahem Keith...

I resent the fact that you think what we be saying is fucked up and that we don't speak da truf....

10.) after a long line of successful smiths such as Jebadiah smith the carpenter, Dick Smith the franklin institute heart watcher, and smitty smith the unsuccessful first baseman but successful securi ...

WHERE OTHERS HAVE FAILED....

10.) HE/SHE WILL KNOW ONE MORE WORD THAN ANY OTHER NEWBORN....AAAAAAAAH....AAAAAAAH..WAIT THAT'S TWO WORDS

9.) AT LEAST ONE OF HIS/HER PARENTS IS GOOD LOOKING, GUESS ...

10.) the umpire was jealous of keith's friends with benefits relationship with Bob. Not to mention envious of Bob's new Flyers jersey, bought by his gentleman lover...keith
9.) Johnny G said don't eg ...

10.) hair replacement therapy
9.) he has one THOOOOOUSAND on some early Sunday football game
8.) he knows he can't top last weekend's performance so rather than playing he's quitting on top like so ...

LET'S COME OUT FIRING TOMORROW! LET'S SHOW THESE CANADIENS WHAT WE'RE MADE OF!