 Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:36 am Post subject: Smitty's health |
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| Smitty.... Are you sure your healthy enough to play? Maybe you should get a second opinion? And if that doctor OK's you to play, then maybe a third opinion is a good idea! | |
| Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:20 pm Post subject: Smitty's prognosis |
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| He hates his entire team and hopes to be back in time for the playoffs!!
Status: Pulled hammy, day to day |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:54 pm Post subject: Why the Full Moon Team will WIN its 1st Title! |
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| 10.) Quinny made it back from Tampa in one piece. Without Tom, there would be no point in waking up early on Sunday mornings!
9.) The addition of a non-jerkoff to the team. (With a team exclusively filled with ball-breaking assholes, a decent human being had to be added. The team attempted this before with Kris Sparks. And although he is an absolute sweatheart of a person, his only downfall was that he couldn't play softball at all. But Mike Braun is almost as good of a person, with fantastic skills. 8.) Picking up 18-year old prospect Brian Wolf. He's young and a little unpolished, but he is a living member from the royal bloodline of our messiah, the starting Left Centerfielder! 7.) Kevin Wolf is starting to play a little like his Mega-Superstar older brother. 6.) The team is finally starting to outhit Keith's inflatted walk totals. 5.) Coach Cassidy, completely wrapped in his blue quilt, is reminiscent of an overweight Yoda! 4.) The addition of veteran leadership to a young and talented nucleus. (While Glea has been around, 57 year old Loudmouth John singlehandely raised the average age of the team from 26 to 41.) 3.) Kevin McKeever is no longer a member of the team! 2.) Smitty may (let's keep our fingers crossed) be out for the season! 1.) The starting Left Centerfielder.... Enough said! (Let's recap his limitless skills: hits for average, hits for power, hits in the clutch, lightning speed, great baserunning skills, cannon arm, gives up his body for any ball, and covers more ground in the outfield than anyone in the city, with the lone exception of maybe Shane Victorino. MAYBE!!) |
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