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| Cutty from the cut |
 Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Young man, if I was talkin to you, you'd know I was. |
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| Lono |
| Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:41 am Post subject: |
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| McNulty (To Kima): I feel like a breathing machine for my dick. |
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| tqatsju |
| Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:13 pm Post subject: Mr. Lyon |
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Lester: Better get on that right away
Sargeant: chair or no chair |
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| Lono |
| Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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Bunk (To Freamon at the bar):"Did you know that the plural of pussy is pussi? Jimmy taught me that."
(And later, after Freamon has no apparent interest in chasing young tail...)
Bunk: Jimmy! Jimmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy!!! I need to get some of that pussi!!! |
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| tqatsju |
| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject: did he say who shot him? |
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| cop: yeah..he said it was a guy with a gun |
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| tqatsju |
| Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:42 pm Post subject: salisbury steak |
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| is it the salis-bury steak tonight or is they serving tacos? |
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| Valchek |
| Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:38 am Post subject: Wire |
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| "I'm not hearing Frank Sabotka's name!" |
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| tqatsju |
| Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject: jail |
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| Avon Barkdale on jail: The only 2 days you spend in jail, is the day you go in..and....day you go out... |
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| CK1 |
| Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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OMAR: I shot the boy Mike Mike in his hind parts. Fixed it so he couldn't sit right.
LEVY: Why did you shoot Mike Mike in his hind parts, Mr. Little?
OMAR: We had a disagreement.
LEVY: A disagreement over....?
OMAR: Mike Mike though he should keep that cocaine he was slangin, and the money he was making from slangin it. I thought otherwise. |
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| Lono |
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:42 am Post subject: |
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Stringer Bell, who at the end of a meeting of drug dealers notices one of his henchman writing meeting minutes:
Stringer: (furiously) "Nigga, is you takin' notes in the middle of a fuckin' criminal conspiracy?!?!" |
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| Lono |
| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:36 am Post subject: |
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Proposition Joe, upon brokering a deal with the drug lords to set aside violence in the pursuit of better business:
"For a cold-ass crew of gansters, y'all carried it like Republicans an' shit."
AWESOME quote... |
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| tqatsju |
| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:29 pm Post subject: hey |
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| Big Joe: "if it weren't for the Greeks, you and your boy would be some cadaverous motherfuckers" |
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| Lono |
| Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:35 am Post subject: |
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McNulty: Hey Bubs, how come you've got all this wisdom and your life's so fuckin' hard?
Bubs: I've been asking myself the same question... |
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| mcnaulty |
| Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:59 pm Post subject: The Wire |
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| One Francis Sabotka Junior.... thats who |
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