 Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:49 am Post subject: funny lines |
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| 2 classics of humor:
1)no really I quit drinking on my own Maggie didn't make me 2)Sure Keith we hope you win your fight...(Can you say bodybag...) |
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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| 'joe the jew never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay' Thats the funniest line ever written on vanillaafro. Its almost as funny as Keith asking me why they call Froggy, 'Froggy,' and me telling him that its because he's French Canadian. |
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| Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:01 am Post subject: Hub sex |
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| Please sing the new Beverly Hillbillies Song with me:
This here's a story bout a boy In Bred Little blonde curls on his nappy head Then one day he's a softball playin fool . And along comes a girl covvvered in droul retard droul that is, Next thing ya she's got Quinny by his pair, Softball guys say take her outta here,Said The Hub's the place you outta be ,so they loaded up the car to room 103 The Hub that is ,Cesspools,mini bars Yawl Tards come back now ye hear !!!! |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:07 pm Post subject: TAKE A WALK IN THE FULL MOON |
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| Best done in your best Lou Reed voice...
Johnny G came from pine valley in PA he's so fucking old he's known across the u.s.a. dyed his hair on the way Shaved his mustache and then he turned to glee he says, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon Said, hey gleeee, take a walk in the full moon fat jack came out mad and snarling In the bar room he's everybodys chunky darling But fat jack never lost his head Even when his beers have too much head he says, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon Said, hey zooks, take a walk in the full moon And the ugly pool girls go Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo) joe the jew never once gave it away Everybody had to pay and pay A hustle here and a hustle there full moon saloon is the place where they said Hey babe, take a walk in the full moon I said hey joe dawgs, take a walk in the full moon patterson lost his job came and hit the streets Lookin for dollar dogs and a place to eat Went to the Rocky Statue You should have seen him go go go They said, hey hogan, take a walk in the full moon I said, hey dumbo, take a walk in the full moon All right, huh Froggy is just hopping away Thought he was kermit for a day Then I guess he had to crash 2 beers 2 cigs would have helped that dash he said, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon I said, hey ribbit, take a walk in the full moon And the ugly pool girls say Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) (doo) |
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