 Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject: TOP 10 REASONS WHY SMITTY ISN'T COMING TO GAME |
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| 10.) hair replacement therapy
9.) he has one THOOOOOUSAND on some early Sunday football game 8.) he knows he can't top last weekend's performance so rather than playing he's quitting on top like so many other greats, barry sanders, jim brown, johnny g's first retirement, johnny g's second retirement and it goes on like this.... 7.) the triumphant return of Beeeee Wolf 6.) that's how he do...you know how he do... 5.) GA meeting 9am sharp 4.) he's setting up the mother of all security systems....Brauny may be a late scratch too. Reason being is that everyone needs worker-elves to set up the mother of all security systems 3.) Smitty is secretly jewish and has to go to Yank's son's bar mitzvah 2.) a hair gel factory is having a going out of business sale in Manayunk and Smitty has to climb the wall to get there 1.) the triumphant return of Dobb |
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