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MAGGIE P
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:33 pm    Post subject: 100$ ticket...

you no good piece of shit....Im working 5 jobs so your chunky ass can go to Eagles games? F*** that noise biatch I need a man who's gonna stay at home hittin dis ass...Look here you ERKEL/CARLTON wannabee Im outta here...Look for me gettin out of Vanilla Studs car at softball this weekend Bulk Hogan...
Andy Reid
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:33 pm    Post subject: Thanks for the donation

Dear Mr. Patterson,

Thanks for the $100 you spent on the ticket Monday to watch my scrub ass nigger QB fuck up, like usual. Also, you probably spent a good amount on alcohol so my front office would also like to thank you for your donation to the Philadelphia Eagles.

Andy Reid
WAWA
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:20 pm    Post subject: Thanks Keith

Hey Keith,
Thanks for stopping buy after the game and buying a hoagie, chips, and the first patato salad sold in a month. It was a real pleasure to provide customer service to an overweight, mildly retarded, young athelte like yourself.
Sincerely,
$0.59 coffee w/ a sizzler
Roger Clemens
PostPosted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:16 pm    Post subject: Retirement #1--2---3--

Coach Patterson;
Sir I apoligize for making a hasty announced farewell..When I see one of the games all-time greats JCASS adorn his uniform in black in my honor I know I owe the game so much more...I desrved my 12th in the line-up demotion Sun...no one is bigger than the game...You are a fair and just disaplinarian sir...im sorry my bat wasn't informed I was out of retirement but it will be better this weekend sir...xoxoxoROCKET

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