 Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject: 10 reasons |
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| !) team co./GM/line-up maker KP is now a foreman at work..This means KP can now only devote as much time to softball as he does his marriage...
2)with multiple bastard kids spread out thru the handi-capped and various other communities Quinny has to come games still in his court ok ed attire. 3)Smitty misses several games while being a 1st basemen instructor for the lastest Tom Emanski videos 4)J Cass is on DL for a severe case of trench foot after retrieving then wearing his sewage drenched spikes recovered from Jardel... 5)Juddy wins(?) Temple season tickets claiming "I"ll never miss a home game till they win one" Juddy not expected to make game untill Chase Wolf wins starting job for Owls in 2026... 6)In attempt to blow up Full Moon Tavern Johnny Mac bomb strapped to waist , goes off early ..J Mac misses 3 games while having penis re-attached 7)Johnny G. misses a weekend to attend his 50th year high school reunion...  Glea misses a couple games to a bad reaction to the latest Miss Clarol "Just for Men" hair dye....
9)Kevin misses a double header with severe sprained ankle incured when running away from Deena who is chasing Kevin with the help wanted section of the paper... 10)Team agrees to forfeit game to attend Freddie's high school graduation 10) |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: TOP 10 REASONS WE'RE NOT READY FOR THE FALL SEASON |
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| 10.) practice?????!!?? we're talking back practice?...not a game...not a game...practice....Longshot don't practice
9.) Keith Patterson is still our one and only pitcher even after numerous attempts by Quinny to take over the reins 8.) Coach Cass is on vacation now, wait until you see how many vacations and emergency pamper changes he has to make in the rest of the season 7.) Johnny G isn't getting any younger...neither is Glee 6.) Chase Wolf still isn't old enough to play 5.) Last time i checked Pennys and Ashton still have teams 4.) Keith is going to make an announcement at the Autistic tournament that he is in fact himself a victim of the wraths of autism (oh my god i'm going to hell) 3.) Heineken Light may taste fancy but it still packs a punch 2.) Smitty is still at first base 1.) The team's theme song has changed from Eye of the Tiger to She's like the wind by one...Patrick Swayze |
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