 Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:52 pm Post subject: top 10 reasons why i'm an old man |
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| 10.) 21 year old girls look like they are in 8th grade
9.) i get social security checks somehow 8.) I reminisce about the war of 1812 with Johnny G, those clown ass brits 7.) two words, gray hair 6.) senior citizen discounts are coming hard and fast 5.) most of the people i know are married except clowns like me 4.) i caught myself calling a kitchen a parlor, well not really but it sounded good 3.) instead of going out to a bar or club last night i stayed in and played guitar hero on PS2 (yes this doesn't make me old just a total dork) 2.) my last 3 birthdays all run together 1.) i look more forward to nap time then going out |
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