 Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 8:07 am Post subject: Blah,Blah,Blah |
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| Mr.Coach,
Please excuse little Johnny Terrorist from Fri. nights game..Little J is graduating from bomb making class today!!! Were very proud of our little Jihadist...Should you wish to level Dennis Elmers dump THE MOON let Johnny know he'll gladly blow that place to hell in the name of ALLAH !! love,Ms.Bin Laden Dear K.P; Cass will not be at tonights game vs.The Old Suld due to a prior committment...JC is coaching the 18 mth .and under crawl and droul olympics...our team of young of toddlers has greatly benifitted from J's leadership...I know softball is way more important that these kids could care less who coaches them but J is obsessed....Thank your team for the video,we've never seen better drouling...That KWOLF is a superstar..His ability to crawl drunkenly from bar to bar is gold medal material... xoxoxo,Ms.Cass |
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| Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:08 am Post subject: who's coming ??? |
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| Who has tonights hang-nail---menstral cramps---bad hair day---dog ate my homework lame excuse for missing a game ? Mr. Patterson gave each and everyone of you a schedule to arrange your lives around softball so kindly do so...A roster of 18 men and only 9 show-up on a Sun. and only 9 on a week night is not good...Keith demands your respect, he's earned it through 100% attendance...He always puts softball before work,home,family...That dedication to his craft and team made him the player /coach he is today!!!Take off your skirts ,pull up your pants ,men run their lives not their wives,employers etc...Start showing up boys
Mr.Jack Cranage Esq. |
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