 Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:38 pm Post subject: Mckeever |
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| Mckeever looked good on the mound, a few less walks and Keith may try to steal my catching job. Good Luck Keith, I will burn down your house if you try to catch. | |
| Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 9:27 am Post subject: 10 Ways to Turn the Full Moon Softball Season Around |
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| 1.) The entire team begins to wear WWKSD rubber band reminders (In every situation of life or softball, it helps to think What Would Kris Sparks Do?)
2.) And the younger Sparks, Dennis, stops being such a bitch & gloriously reclaims his spot atop the Umpire’s Most Wanted List. 3.) Increase the proper hydration of the team by replacing one, sometimes-naked current manager with one, sometimes-Asian (and Gatorade supplying) ex-manager. (As Juddy eloquently put it one Sunday morning, “Keith, you run this team like Rock runs his life!) 4.) The Full Moon team adopts a “No Sibling Rule,” instantly riding itself of the worst player in team history. (And I am obviously the grandfathered, original Wolf who remains with the team. Kris Sparks is the one loophole for no other reason than he is the model we should all live of lives according to.) 5.) The team request some sort of surgical procedure be done every Sunday morning on Kevin McKeever. (In case you didn’t notice, the team is 2-0 without him and 0-4 with him). 6.) The team unites by vowing NOT to wear hats & instead styling their hair every Sunday morning in remembrance of the days when Smitty used to be able to get a hit! 7.) The team attempts to transfer some of the crazy-adhesive, bonding agent shit that keeps Quinny’s hair immovable to his glove. 8.) Less of Yank & more of Yank’s girl!! (I don’t know why, but this just seems to make sense to me!) 9.) The Full Moon team attempts a new, unheard-of baseball/softball strategy, and puts the strongest, most accurate arm on the team in the outfield for more than just an inning or two each week. (I wonder who this secret weapon is JCA$$?) 10.) And finally, after 3 tumultuous seasons of softball, the Full Moon team decides it may be time to find at least ONE competent pitcher! |
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