 Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject: Top 10 reasons the Full Moon lost this week in softball |
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| 10.) Everyone showed up, I even saw Dobb on my way there, and seriously Balls out the night before...
9.) The webbing of Quinny's glove was mysteriously replaced with johnny cakes 8.) Bizarro Quinny's hitting display 7.) When asked where they were from, the other team's best player responded, "A Corn Field in Iowa" 6.) Keith was chafed from last night's bout with tin foil 5.) Smitty's breakfast sandwich was bigger than his fucking head 4.) The umpire was 14 years old 3.) While I am sitting here writing stupid shit, the other team is lifting 2 ton beams of steel 2.) Instead of making a grand 2nd inning entrance, coach cassidy arrived on time ruining team chemistry 1.) when asked by Cassidy, to "talk to him quinny....talk to him", Quinny just shrugged it off and rooted for Bizarro Quinny. left out instead of building solly playground's new gym, the other team was hitting at the batting cages |
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