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| Rosie,;
Dearest carpet muncher might I add Gheorge Murasan,One -Eyed Bob Whitfield, Wrinkle Head Shane Battier,Manute Bol,Jeff Garcia,AND BUGGED EYED MOOKIE Wilson KISSES,Twitchin Jim Eisenreich |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject: Ugly!! |
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| "Poor DJ the freckle faced monkey" This statement is the highlight of the post. Absolutely priceless. Dennis Johnson is the most hideous athlete ever! Bar none! But, we shouldn't neglect some of the other lookers in sports history. Otis Nixon is a very, very close second to DJ. I think Pam Oliver looks likes a first cousin of Secretariat. Sam Cassell is one disgusting chigger (Chink+Nigger). Tyrone Hill is one ugly SOB. And John Chaney looked more like Temple’s mascot than an actual human being!
Sincerely, The Queen of Ugly: Rosie O’Donnell |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject: LIMBS |
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| MIKE U,
hOW CAN YOU FORGET MY EYE!!!ERIC lINDROS CRANIUM...how about lance armstrongs testicle....How bout Theismans ankle ..What about your boy SEAL's face...Poor DJ the freckle faced monkey....It goes on forever!! |
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| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject: Don't forget us! |
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| Don't forget Tim Bowens' 7 toes, Jermaine Mayberry's one functioning eye, & Evander Holyfield's ear! As Fred "The Crime Dog" McGriff would say to Iron Mike, "Take a Bite Out of Crime!" | |
| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:55 pm Post subject: Limb Loss |
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| Give my regards to Tom Browning's elbow, Chuck Bednarik's hands, and Moose Johnston's pinkie. Back to you, Moose, Dick! | |
| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:12 pm Post subject: Whacked off |
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| I lost my wee-wee trying to pull my pud with my metallic hand ..Then while hopping around in pain I tred on it with my club foot ohhh the horror | |
| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:53 am Post subject: Southpaw! |
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| I, unfortunately, am strictly a lefty jerker! But my right stub can be used to give women the feeling of a really huge black man! Sincerely, Dennis Byrd! | |
| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:35 am Post subject: Whack off |
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| Did you both know that I can only "whack off" with one leg and not the other! | |
| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:14 am Post subject: Funniest Line Ever |
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| Peace out Armon 'Hammer' Gilliam...Hilarious. Did you know the Hammer was ambidextrous (that means he can whack off with both hands)? | |
| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: 10 reasons 4 repeat |
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| the top ten reasons are simple.....the 5 fingers on my 2 hands that wield the mystical powers of a magic wand in my david copperfield like hands ..a demarini in my hands is the equivilent of a b-ball in mj"s with the game on the line MONEY$$$$$ Peace out Arman Gilliam | |
| Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:56 am Post subject: Top 10 reasons why The Fullmoon 2 team will repeat |
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| 10) Keith Patterson and Matt Smith will kiss and make-up
9) Keith will be replaced with a guy from John Greenwald's 1904 team  Quinny will play
7) Kevin Wolf will continue to argue with Joe Wolf and maybe Brian 6) Juddy will come late and hungover to every game 5) Cassidy will still have his blanky 4) Smitty will continue to let Glee play 1st 3) We will be in PURPLE 2) McKeever will still not be allowed to join the team 1) We are just that damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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