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Howie Mandel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:53 pm    Post subject: TOUGUE SUCKER

Dawson,
you sorry ass drunken englishman..You were a emmy worthy actor on Hogans Heros who later couldn"t even get a role on the hogan family...Your drunken gay advances towards Jason Bateman are legendary! When Valerie Harper kicked you in the balls we thought we were finally through with your groping ass but...no..ABC casts your lame ass in Family Feud...Christ who casts a gay drunken peodophile on a show were he can kiss every little boy ,girl ,grandma in the name of T.V. it was repulsive... they even named a lame teen show afer where you drowned shithead Dawsons Creek
kiss thisa--hole,BOB BARKER
Peter Tomarken
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:52 pm    Post subject: Jeopardy

Even though I'm dead, I'll tell you this...Press Your Luck would still kick the shit out of your puny ass game show any day. And that's not just the Jack Daniels talkin, that's me straight from the heart

sincerely, Richard Dawson
ALEX TREBEK
PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:41 pm    Post subject: Catergory:Replaceable Personel

(1) Poor fielding - scatter armed 3rd baseman
answer: who is Brendan Alex correct for 100$
(2) Wild,grounder back to the pitcher -manager
who is keith p. Alex--correct for 200$
(3)Drunken,flyball missing,glove tossing -high pitch hacker
who is kevin"Drunkin like the Wolf" correct for 300$
(4)Combs,Brushes,blowdryers,any and all hair care products
who are keith,juddy,denofa,zukes,j mac correct for 400$
(5)ding-ding -ding DOUBLE JEOPARDY ROUND I"LL bet 1000 Alex
Catergory: Who am I? I am rarely seen-My husband works aprox.15 hrs.a month?I am constantly bailing him out of jail for indecent exposure- My loins ache for the pleasure of a well hung 45 yr.old stud- Iam in persuit of a good divorce attorney..(not that the fat,obnoxious,balding ,naked bastard ha s a penny to his name)
Who is Maggie Patterson--Correct for 1000$ Mr.Quinny Your the Winner!!!
Congrads,Kenneth Jennings

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