 Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:09 am Post subject: ???? |
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| Marty, is that you? I never knew you were so poetic! I was more used to you drunkenly pulling your cock out at the Route 1 and pissing everywhere! Well, keep up the good work & take the points in the Patriots game! | |
| Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject: Johnny G |
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| Oh Johnny G I love you thee
from your golden locks to your giant pee pee from the mountains of Montreal to the valleys of the northeast from the top of Keith Patterson's balls to the the door step of Jack Cranage the full moon beast Your brilliance is unmatched but your still not gonna get my snatch because the one i truly love is Joe V, not Joe W because nothing rhymes with Joe W sincerely, Tommy, "The Machine" Gunn Aids quilt Morrisson |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:44 pm Post subject: mentioning |
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| sir, the only lotion i need is grecian formula. perhaps i wouldn t notice my adoring fans if i wasn t shaking my head in disbelief at yet another fielding blunder in front of me....as for the yakking i have to remember to eat while on viagra,cialis,etc...Charmingly yours, Perry Como | |
| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject: Rub One Out! |
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| That's the second time today that Greenwald has mentioned my girlfriend! I guess I'll have to stop bringing her to softball games, or else the Greenwald residence will completely run dry of all vasoline and body lotion products! I can only regretfully imagine a drunken Greenwald leaving the Full Moon after yaking in the corner, fantasizing about how my girlfriend will look when she's 70! | |
| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: Most likely!! |
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| Of Whom Do I Speak...(1) Most Likely to bat himself leadoff (2) most likely to run 100 yds. to catch a ball "SPEEDY" Mike B. is already under...( 3) Most likely to allow runs and extra bases on throwing to the wrong base (4) most likely to have to pay for pallbarers at funeral due to meanness to siblings (5) most likely to hurt his back re-enacting " Terms OF Endearment " ending , carrying Smitty out of a factory (6) And who is most likely to have to lie awake at night as his lovely girlfriend repeats for the 1000th time why cant you be as cute,charming,bubbly,effervesent as Mr. Greenwald softball legend...my best,Zack Mayo U.S.N ret. | |