 Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:22 pm Post subject: MORE REASONS... |
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| 11.) QUINNY STILL HASNT REACHED HIS PRIME
12.) BRAUNY HAS BEEN SLOWED DOWN BY HIS BABY MOMMA 13.) ZOOKS IS READY TO PLAY 14.) THERES NO YOUNG STRAPPING WOLF BROTHERS LEFT..BUT THERE MIGHT BE..BUT CHASE IS ONLY 2 15.) KEITH LOST SO MANY MATCHES IN THE OCTAGON HE CAN'T HEAR OR SEE FROM BEATINGS LET ALONE PITCH 16.) WEBBY HAS GOTTEN CAST IN THE NEW SPIDERMAN..ITS TOUGH TO PLAY SOFTBALL WHEN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT IN LA 17.) FAT JACK IS SPIKING OUR DRINKS WITH PURE COW LARD...THE KIND HE EATS ON THE REG |
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| Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject: TOP 10 REASONS FULL MOON SOFTBALL IS IN DISARRAY |
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| 10.) JCASS'S INABILITY TO NOT DRINK ON SATURDAY
9.) ONE WORD WELL SORT OF A WORD...GLEEEEEEE 8.) ONE YEAR OLDER ONE YEAR CLOSER TO THAT GREAT BIG SOFTBALL FIELD IN THE SKY FOR JOHNNY G 7.) UNLIMITED ARCH = UNLIMITED WALKS FOR KEITHY 6.) MORAL IS SLOW BECAUSE KEITH IS STILL SOBER 5.) THE ASHTON HAS HIRED KIRBY PUCKETT AFTER A SUCCESSFUL EYE SURGERY (OUCH I'M GOING TO HELL) 4.) THE WOLF BROTHERS THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL BO JACKSON AND PLAYED FLAG FOOTBALL IN THE OFFSEASON 3.) 30 MORE HAIR FOLLICLES HAVE FALLEN OFF SMITTYS HEAD...LETS HOPE THEY'RE STICKY AND LANDED ON HIS GLOVE BUT I DON'T THINK WILL BE THAT LUCKY 2.) THE RINGERS KEITH HIRED ARE FROM AA MEETINGS..OBVIOUSLY NOT YOUR SOFTBALL TYPES 1.) JOHNNY MAC SMOKES WEED ON THE REG |
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