 Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:23 am Post subject: Craig's List Classifieds |
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| 5-7, 220 lb. virgo softball pitcher with a full head of hair and an average to above average size penis looking for a few young prospects to have Sunday morning fun with.
Interests: mixed martial arts, pornography, Joan Rivers, Odouls, tin foil, and pizza party sleepovers. Chartitable work: Started the Maggie Foundation where I volunteer coutless hours of my time to collect $20 a week from all my players to help a disadvanted family on Lansing Street pay their utilities. Turn-Ons: A catcher with a really big stick, grabbing my cock in disgust in front of umpires, gay orgy brawls on the mound with teammates, and a shortstop who won't stop short of satisfying my wildest softball dreams! Turn-Offs: A caucasian catcher, a 1st basemen who can catch, a back-up pitcher, winning, work, and of course women! If interested, you can email me at keith@fleshofthesoftballstars.com |
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