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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Sam Kennison</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 7:49 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: funny lines</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">2 classics of humor: <br />1)no really I quit drinking on my own Maggie didn't make me <br />2)Sure Keith we hope you win your fight...(Can you say bodybag...)</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Joe Dawgs</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:48 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">'joe the jew never once gave it away <br />Everybody had to pay and pay' <br /> <br />Thats the funniest line ever written on vanillaafro. Its almost as funny as Keith asking me why they call Froggy, 'Froggy,' and me telling him that its because he's French Canadian.</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Granny Clampett</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:01 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Hub sex</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Please sing the new Beverly Hillbillies Song with me: <br /> <br />This here's a story bout a boy In Bred <br />Little blonde curls on his nappy head <br /> <br />Then one day he's a softball playin fool . <br />And along comes a girl covvvered in droul <br />retard droul that is, <br /> <br />Next thing ya she's got Quinny by his pair, <br />Softball guys say take her outta here,Said <br />The Hub's the place you outta be ,so they loaded up the car to room 103 <br />The Hub that is ,Cesspools,mini bars <br /> <br />Yawl Tards come back now ye hear !!!!</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>tqatsju</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:07 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: TAKE A WALK IN THE FULL MOON</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Best done in your best Lou Reed voice... <br /> <br />Johnny G came from pine valley in PA <br />he's so fucking old he's known across the u.s.a. <br /> <br />dyed his hair on the way <br />Shaved his mustache and then he turned to glee <br /> <br />he says, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon <br />Said, hey gleeee, take a walk in the full moon <br /> <br />fat jack came out mad and snarling <br />In the bar room he's everybodys chunky darling <br /> <br />But fat jack never lost his head <br />Even when his beers have too much head <br />he says, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon <br />Said, hey zooks, take a walk in the full moon <br />And the ugly pool girls go <br /> <br />Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo <br />Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo <br />Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo <br />Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo) <br /> <br />joe the jew never once gave it away <br />Everybody had to pay and pay <br /> <br />A hustle here and a hustle there <br />full moon saloon is the place where they said <br />Hey babe, take a walk in the full moon <br />I said hey joe dawgs, take a walk in the full moon <br /> <br />patterson lost his job came and hit the streets <br />Lookin for dollar dogs and a place to eat <br /> <br />Went to the Rocky Statue <br />You should have seen him go go go <br />They said, hey hogan, take a walk in the full moon <br />I said, hey dumbo, take a walk in the full moon <br />All right, huh <br /> <br />Froggy is just hopping away <br />Thought he was kermit for a day <br /> <br />Then I guess he had to crash <br />2 beers 2 cigs would have helped that dash <br />he said, hey babe, take a walk in the full moon <br />I said, hey ribbit, take a walk in the full moon <br />And the ugly pool girls say <br /> <br />Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo <br />Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo <br />Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo <br />Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo) <br />(doo)</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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