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[quote="J. Wolf"]This post is NOT at all intended to be funny! I am being dead serious. Keith Patterson is absolutely pathetic at organizing & running a softball team! But this shouldn’t be a surprise to me or any of us, because of the fact that he is a moron! In fact, he is probably the dumbest person that any of us personally know (again, I’m not kidding! Think about it. Most of the people I know are either very smart, somewhat smart, or of average intelligence. But, I really don’t know too many people who I would consider dumb! Like, stupid as shit! But, Keith Patterson is not just kind of dumb, he’s VERY DUMB! But, that’s OK! He’s got an electric, one-of-a-kind personality & everybody who knows him really likes him! That’s a great attribute to have! He’s the life of any party he attends. But, the kid is a straight retard! Case closed! Not up for debate! 100% D-U-M-B!!!

Anyway, back to the every day operations of the Full Moon softball team! First and foremost, WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE A BEEF & BEER AT ALL????? Could someone please answer that for me? I thought the idea of being sponsored by a bar to play in a bar softball league meant that they paid the entrance fee!! And, in return, we come back to their bar after every game and SPEND $$$$$$$ there!! Is there any flaw in that thinking? Brilliant Keith may respond by saying, “Well…. we need a new bat!” OK genius, then we’ll just collect $20 a piece from every player on the team and buy a new bat! Seems simple enough to me!! Or, he might say, “Well…. this league is more expensive to play in, so Dennis wants us to have a Beef & Beer to pay for some of it! OK, then we’ll play in the cheaper city league that we've played in before!! Also, seems very simple to me! Not to mention, Jack splits the entry fee for us with Dennis, so it isn’t like Dennis is responsible for the whole entry fee! He's just a very cheap man, who like to take advatage of feeble-minded people, like Keith!

Or, here’s another idea! If Keith wants to make some money for a bat & jerseys, he could have a little get together at his house. Invite everyone from the team & anyone else who would like to come, and charge $20 a person to drink all day (NOT JUST FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS THE WAY DENNIS DOES IT!) Also, Fuck Dennis! If he had this at his house instead of the Moon, then we are cutting out the middle man: CHEAP ASS DENNIS ELMER!!! WHY SHOULD HE PROFIT OFF OF THIS, when he already makes a ton from us every single Sunday? All Keith would have to do is buy a few kegs, which would cost about $250. Then have, let’s say, 50 people there (which isn’t too hard when we have 15 guys on our team to start!!) And, that would equal $1000! Minus the $250 that it cost for the kegs, and Keith would be left with $750 to spend on our softball team! He could buy 2 bats & pay for our jerseys with that money!!! AGAIN, SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH!!!

Also, to save some money, we could all just wear the same shirts that we wore last fall! I’m sure everyone still has their shirt. And, SixSmiths still has our shirts on their press, so we could have 1 or 2 made up for any new member or if someone lost their shirt! WE DID WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THOSE BEAUTIFUL PURPLE SHIRTS! So, if it ain’t broke, why fix it! Also, I like the idea of keeping the same colors so other teams start to identify us with our colors. If we keep winning, then other teams will just know the Moon always wears purple! (Even though I hate Penny Gardens softball team, they ALWAYS wear green shirts! I like that idea. They don’t change colors, because they are champions in green & everyone knows that!)

Well, I just thought I would bounce some ideas off the wall. If anyone else has any other ideas, please post them. But, the point is, we have to start doing the thinking for our team because RIGHT NOW, our team is run by a mentally-challenged simpleton!![/quote]

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