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[quote="The Bookie"]Another sucker better[/quote]
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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>The Bookie</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:23 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: The Bookie</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Another sucker better</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Brandon Lang</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:15 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: My "100% Guarenteed Lock of the Century!" pick</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Thanks for calling the Brandon Lang “Nothing But Winners” hotline! I’ve hit on an incredible 81% of my “Sunday NFL Sure Fire Winners”, and a ridiculously unheard-of 98% of my “Monday Night Make Back All You Lost on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, & Sunday” selections! Hollywood doesn’t just make movies about any or all handicappers; they make 1 MOVIE about 1 HANDICAPPER! Who? Brandon Lang! Why? Because, I am simply the best! Since we are on the subject: For a limited time only, go to any Blockbuster and mention that you’ve seen me, Brandon Lang, on Comcast Sportsnet’s Daily News Live, and they will give you $0.50 off your next rental of the critically acclaimed hit “Two For The Money” starring Academy Award winner Al Pacino & Matthew McConaughey as me, Brandon Lang! (We are like dead ringers) <br /> <br />Anyway, back to the real reason why you called: TO MAKE $$$$$$! Like your favorite late-night dancer, we’re gonna make big money as a strip TEASER! We’re going to use Joe Wolf + the 4 seconds, and tease it up to 10 seconds! We’re also going use Joe Wolf commits some kind of crime 2 hours before the race, and tease it up to 10 hours before the race! We are also going to use these two selections in a reverse! So, put 5 dimes on a Joe Wolf +4 seconds/ +2 hours TEASE & another 2 dimes on the same picks in a REVERSE! Do it, and your bookie will be the one crying hysterically Tuesday morning!</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>The Greek</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:49 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: New Race Odds</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">The odds have just been released for the 2007 foot race between Joe Wolf and Mike Braun: <br /> <br />Outright win: <br /> <br />Mike Braun -350 <br />Joe Wolf +300 <br /> <br />Mike Braun -4 seconds -120 <br />Joe Wolf +4 seconds +100 <br /> <br />Mike Braun DNF +900 <br />Joe Wolf DNF +200 <br /> <br />Mike Braun below legal limit at race time +1100 <br />Joe Wolf below legal limit at race time -1300 <br /> <br />Mike Braun commits some kind of crime 2 hours before race +30000 <br />Joe Wolf races fresh out of handcuffs +250 <br /> <br />Some one getting punched within 3 hours after the race because the person who lost is frustrated and cannot believe that he is not the fastest player on the clown ass full moon softball anymore +210 <br /> <br />The person being punched is considered elderly -240 (punch must happen) <br /> <br /> <br />*Lines subject to change at race time*</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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