VanillaAfro.com Where men are men and afros are afros    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  VanillaAfro.com Forum Index -> other suggestions for new forum topics because these all suck Post a reply Username Subject Message body Emoticons View more Emoticons  Font colour: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Yellow Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Violet White Black  Font size: Tiny Small Normal Large Huge Close Tags [quote="Quaker Oats"]Captain (Cap’n for short) Horatio Crunch is a fun-loving sea captain loved by children around the world. He was born and raised on Crunch Island, which is located in the Milk Sea. He wears a sleek blue captain's uniform, and an obscenely large blue captain's hat. His ship is the S.S. Guppy, which he sails with his loyal first mate, Seadog. Their mission is to keep the cargo hold of cereal from falling into the wrong hands. Crunch’s arch-nemesis for the last 40 years has been none other than Jean LaFoote, otherwise known as the "Barefoot Pirate." LaFoote was notorious for his diabolical attempts to steal Cap'n Crunch's cargo of cereal. More recently, LaFoote has changed his focus of attacks from the actual cargo of cereal, to the Captain's beloved cereal recipe. These horrific battles between the two hated rivals continue today! Crunch has also faced the never-ending attacks of the evil "Soggies" who attempted to "sog out" the taste of his cereal. However, we all know this is wasted effort by the Soggies because after 3 seconds of contact with milk, the cereal becomes instantly soggy anyway! Recently, it has been reported, that one Count Chocula was heard speading lies about the Cap’n’s cerael. The Count claimed that Crunch’s cereal cuts the roof of your mouth. Needless to say, Cap’n Crunch was not too thrilled with this slander. No one knows for sure what happened, but the Count was not been seen or heard from since! The constant barrages faced by the noble Cap’n Crunch are never-ending! Yet, Crunch never backs down from a foe and fights everyday to keep the favorite breakfast of kids fresh & enjoyable across the globe. He has been a very loyal & hard working Captain since 1963. For Christ’s sake, doesn’t Crunch deserve a promotion in rank? That is why I am writing this post today. Join me in this valient fight. I recommend Cap’n Crunch for the position of Admiral in the Crunch Island’s Navy! This promotion is long overdue![/quote] Options HTML is OFF BBCode is ON Smilies are ON Disable BBCode in this post Disable Smilies in this post If you are visually impaired or cannot otherwise read this code please contact the Administrator for help. Confirmation code: * Enter the code exactly as you see it. The code is case sensitive and zero has a diagonal line through it. Enter the word "afro" below before you hit submit   All times are GMT - 5 Hours Jump to: Select a forum The Vanilla Afro discussion board----------------other suggestions for new forum topics because these all suckmovie quotesall ugly teamAfro discussionWhat should i do with the siteT-Shirt Idearspokerangry drunksannouncementsold comments....  Topic review Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group