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[quote="Ms. Morissette"]Dear Movie Boy,

[i]You Oughta Know [/i]that I never, ever had your [i]Jagged Little Pill [/i]in my mouth in any movie theater! [i]All I Really Want [/i]for you do to is apologize to the millions of my fans that frequent VanillaAfro.com on a daily basis for that hateful slander.

As for Dave Coulier, I know you are still [i]Head Over Feet [/i]for me! And I can’t lie. You still make me very hot and horny! I constantly have one [i]Hand In My Pocket [/i]playing with myself thinking about your 11-inch [i]Ironick[/i] (Our little pet name for your Iron-Dick.)

PLEASE! The only time I think about you and your tictac-sized penis is when I’m passing by Nick-at-Night and see your lame, fat ass on Full House re-runs. I only dated you to get myself some recognition! But it only took me about 8 seconds to get more famous than you, which is why I dumped you bitch ass! (You get used, [i]You Learn[/i]!)

Oh…. and that “one album wonder.” That one album sold 30 million copies across the globe. At $12.99 a pop, you do the math genius. Keep collecting those garbage ass Full House royalty checks & enjoy your Surreal Life as a Hollywood D-Lister![/quote]

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