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[quote="Dave Dravecky"]Give my regards to Tom Browning's elbow, Chuck Bednarik's hands, and Moose Johnston's pinkie. Back to you, Moose, Dick![/quote]
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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Guest</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:26 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: </span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Rosie,; <br /> Dearest carpet muncher might I add Gheorge Murasan,One -Eyed Bob Whitfield, Wrinkle Head Shane Battier,Manute Bol,Jeff Garcia,AND BUGGED EYED MOOKIE Wilson <br /> KISSES,Twitchin Jim Eisenreich</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Mrs. O'Donnell</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:09 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Ugly!!</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">"Poor DJ the freckle faced monkey" This statement is the highlight of the post. Absolutely priceless. Dennis Johnson is the most hideous athlete ever! Bar none! But, we shouldn't neglect some of the other lookers in sports history. Otis Nixon is a very, very close second to DJ. I think Pam Oliver looks likes a first cousin of Secretariat. Sam Cassell is one disgusting chigger (Chink+Nigger). Tyrone Hill is one ugly SOB. And John Chaney looked more like Temple’s mascot than an actual human being! <br /> <br />Sincerely, The Queen of Ugly: Rosie O’Donnell</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>BERNIE PARENT</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:40 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: LIMBS</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">MIKE U, <br /> hOW CAN YOU FORGET MY EYE!!!ERIC lINDROS CRANIUM...how about lance armstrongs testicle....How bout Theismans ankle ..What about your boy SEAL's face...Poor DJ the freckle faced monkey....It goes on forever!!</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Mike Utley</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:09 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Don't forget us!</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Don't forget Tim Bowens' 7 toes, Jermaine Mayberry's one functioning eye, & Evander Holyfield's ear! As Fred "The Crime Dog" McGriff would say to Iron Mike, "Take a Bite Out of Crime!"</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Dave Dravecky</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:55 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Limb Loss</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Give my regards to Tom Browning's elbow, Chuck Bednarik's hands, and Moose Johnston's pinkie. Back to you, Moose, Dick!</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Tom Dempsey</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:12 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Whacked off</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">I lost my wee-wee trying to pull my pud with my metallic hand ..Then while hopping around in pain I tred on it with my club foot ohhh the horror</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Jim Abbott</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:53 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Southpaw!</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">I, unfortunately, am strictly a lefty jerker! But my right stub can be used to give women the feeling of a really huge black man! Sincerely, Dennis Byrd!</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Jeff Ruland</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:35 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Whack off</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Did you both know that I can only "whack off" with one leg and not the other!</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Mike Gminski</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:14 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Funniest Line Ever</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Peace out Armon 'Hammer' Gilliam...Hilarious. Did you know the Hammer was ambidextrous (that means he can whack off with both hands)?</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row2"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Merlin The Magician</b></span></td> <td class="row2" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:28 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: 10 reasons 4 repeat</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">the top ten reasons are simple.....the 5 fingers on my 2 hands that wield the mystical powers of a magic wand in my david copperfield like hands ..a demarini in my hands is the equivilent of a b-ball in mj"s with the game on the line MONEY$$$$$ Peace out Arman Gilliam</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>The one and only</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:56 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Top 10 reasons why The Fullmoon 2 team will repeat</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">10) Keith Patterson and Matt Smith will kiss and make-up <br />9) Keith will be replaced with a guy from John Greenwald's 1904 team <br /><img src="images/smiles/icon_cool.gif" alt="Cool" border="0" /> Quinny will play <br />7) Kevin Wolf will continue to argue with Joe Wolf and maybe Brian <br />6) Juddy will come late and hungover to every game <br />5) Cassidy will still have his blanky <br />4) Smitty will continue to let Glee play 1st <br />3) We will be in PURPLE <br />2) McKeever will still not be allowed to join the team <br />1) We are just that damn good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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