VanillaAfro.com Where men are men and afros are afros    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  VanillaAfro.com Forum Index -> other suggestions for new forum topics because these all suck Post a reply Username Subject Message body Emoticons View more Emoticons  Font colour: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Yellow Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Violet White Black  Font size: Tiny Small Normal Large Huge Close Tags [quote="The Great Joseph W"]As a true leader of a championship caliber team, it is my responsibility to point out the positives in my teammates. And when dealing with a delicate ego like Smitty, I must constantly barrage him with uplifting compliments. I will try to do the same with you right now! First let me say, your hairdresser has done wonderful work with your plugs and coloring. Second, although all of your original teammates from your beloved Detroit Tigers of the 1900’s have since passed, you have accepted us in your heart with the same love and passion that you did 100 years earlier with Ty Cobb and the good ol’ boys. Actually, before signing a free agent contract with the Full Moon Saloners, your decrepit, loudmouth ass had this to say in the Rhawnhurst Edition of the Northeast Times about hitting in the modern game: “John Greenwald was asked how he would hit under "modern" conditions. Greenwald answered, "Oh, I'd hit .310, .315." The interviewer was shocked. "But Mr. Greenwald," he protested, "you hit over .400 three times! Why would you only hit .300 now?" Deadpan, Greenwald replied, "Well, you have to remember. I'm 72 years old now." Finally, let me compliment you on the way you have taken young Brian Wolf under your wing and showed him the ropes of big-time, playoff catching! Seeing you alone on the bench tutoring young Brian is similar to that of your childhood buddy Joe Paterno showing a new, young recruit the fundamentals of tackling. But, you are much more “hands on” than Joe Pa, more like a 71 year old priest showing a young, innocent alter boy how to take “the Eucharist” in his mouth. “Never bite it, just suck on it and swallow what remains!”[/quote] Options HTML is OFF BBCode is ON Smilies are ON Disable BBCode in this post Disable Smilies in this post If you are visually impaired or cannot otherwise read this code please contact the Administrator for help. Confirmation code: * Enter the code exactly as you see it. The code is case sensitive and zero has a diagonal line through it. Enter the word "afro" below before you hit submit   All times are GMT - 5 Hours Jump to: Select a forum The Vanilla Afro discussion board----------------other suggestions for new forum topics because these all suckmovie quotesall ugly teamAfro discussionWhat should i do with the siteT-Shirt Idearspokerangry drunksannouncementsold comments....  Topic review Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group